Once in a while you just have the urge to steal something, so I stole this from An Ol’ Broads Ramblings, she got it from someone too, we didn’t write it, but I can tell you this, the likelihood that this could be a true scenario is way close to reality.

One day the OPEC minister will look you in the eyes and say the following:

‘We are at war with you infidels. Have been since the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you haven’t even recognized it. You have more missiles, bombs, and technology, so we are fighting with the best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will destroy you! Death to the infidels!

While I am here I would like to thank you for the following:

Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil shale and tarsands. We know if you did this, it would create millions of jobs for US citizens, expand your engineering abilities, and keep the wealth in the US instead of sending it to us to finance our war against you bastards.

Thanks for limiting defense department purchases of oilsands from your neighbors to the north. We love it when you confuse your allies.

Thanks for over-regulating every segment of your economy and thus delaying by decades the development of alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in Alaska, and anywhere there is a bug, bird, fish, or plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your people suffer! Glad to see our lobbying efforts have been so effective.

Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the inside with these types of policies. This is a gift from Allah, praise his name! We never would have thought of this one! This is better than when you pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use more energy to create less energy, and simultaneously drive food prices through the roof.

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece you without end. You will be glad to know we have been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate, and publicly held companies. We also finance a good portion of your debt and now manipulate your markets, currency, and economies to our benefit.

Please, in November, elect Senator Obama, you really need to be led by a true Arab American!

THANK YOU, AMERICA!’

Proudly Stolen From:

Ol’ Broad - We Elect Idjits!

There are a lot of truths in this imaginary little scene, entirely too many truths, we are being destroyed by the Oil Jihad of the Arabs and no one has the balls to stand up and say so other than a few bloggers.

Well, I’ll say it, and I know quite a few others that will too, and we’ll likely be called racists for daring to speak up in a FULL and FIRM voice as we stand for all things American, but hey, that’s OK too, if I don’t get called racist at least 3 or 4 times a day, I feel like I haven’t done my part in pissing off the moderate fence sitters, faux Conservatives and Bush Bot Republicans (RINOs).

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