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The Alabama Preacher

June 22nd, 2008 . by TexasFred

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.’

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic arose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

‘Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared!

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11 Responses to “The Alabama Preacher”

  1. comment number 1 by: Bushwack

    That aint funny Bish!

  2. comment number 2 by: GM Roper

    :-)

  3. comment number 3 by: Chicago Ray

    watchu tawkin ’bout Willis…. :)

  4. comment number 4 by: Wild Thing

    LMAO that is a good one .

    hahahaahaha

  5. comment number 5 by: Ranando

    Couldn’t have said it better myself…

  6. comment number 6 by: Debbie

    That’s so funny!

  7. comment number 7 by: Katie

    LOL. A good one Fred.

  8. comment number 8 by: The BoBo

    bwahahaha! Good one!

  9. comment number 9 by: MissBeth

    Good One! And a great cartoon as well!

  10. comment number 10 by: Jenn

    OMG classic!!!! Love it!


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