Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn’t ask, ‘Do these new grips make me look fat?’
# 2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman..
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
You are a brave, brave man.
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What Cary said… BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE. Heh!
Large raspberry atcha!
Love it – which brings to mind this:
dog is barking at the back door, wife at the front door, both are locked out – which one do you let in?
The dog, of course, because at least the dog will shut up after you let it in.
Mrs. Pistachio will kick my ass for that one, but I still think it’s funny!
Dang that was brave…. I wonder if the Mrs Texas Fred has a retort for this???
LMAO
.. and remember guys you might just be a redneck if you have ever given your gun female name.. and everyone thought you were talking about your girlfriend whenever you spoke about ‘her’ ..
DANG…that is really brutal Pop!
Lisa, your Uncle Al sent it… Now THAT is brutal…
Not to complain or nit-pick, but why would the person who designed this picture, using the confederate back drop, use a gun NOT of american manufacture? (Not saying that the Eagle isn’t a great gun)
Good post though, even if your wife makes you sleep on the couch for posting it!
Dave, quite likely to demonstrate EXTREME overkill…
I am as America 1st as it gets, I have several very well built AMERICAN MADE guns, but the best weapon I own is my XD-45 Tactical, made in Croatia… Best damned handgun I have ever owned…