Caption This Picture!!
June 19th, 2007 . by TexasFred
Look Nan, I think we can pull this off,
everyone thinks I’m a Dem anyway, so,
your place or mine you hottie you??
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No Holds Barred: News Opinion Commentary
Look Nancy,
If I can blow the Saudi Royal Prince, I can sure blow you.
Whip it out….
Sorry, I had to say it.
Listen, Paloosey, thanks for not lifting your arm. I kinda figured those “Secret” commercials were right.
“Nancy, please, get your hand out of my back (or ass), and stop the ventriloquism.”
Just a little bit closer to the edge of the canyon, Nancy… that’s it… a little bit closer…
Nancy mutters through gritted teeth…How…much…longer…do we have to act like we actually give a damn what the voters think ? My face will freeze like this !
“Oh look, there’s Teddy.”
Maggie
Maggie’s Notebook
“You keep ‘em distracted with the Immigration thing and I’ll keep milking Iraq. If we work this right, no one will notice that we almost have the New World Order in place. Tony should be set in the new EuroState here in a few months. Gorby’s about set. It’s all falling into place nicely. Now…keep smiling!”
Hi I’m with stupid! (Works both ways)
*waves bye bye to Freedom and the Constitution* Seeya later suckah!
“Not the whole fist Nan.”
BASTI won, right?
Dub
You don’t think they know what’s coming do ya?
Nan
Not a chance.
Nancy, I said wasn’t pullin’ out of iraq while you were screamn, are you fixed cause i didn’t pull out back there sweetie hon…
Who? The Spleen? Yep. I know. She calls you the Caliphellator.
Hey! Git yer claws out of my ass!
Bush, seconds before the photo: “Look, you help me, I’ll help you.”
After Nancy’s right hand snakes down inside the back of his pants, whispers: “Nice ass, George.”
George, whispers: “Better’n Paul’s flabby Jewish butt, I bet.”
Nancy, whispers: “What’re you doing later this evening?”
George, whispers: “Cracking walnuts with my ass, bitch.”
Her hand reaches farther down the back of his pants.
He leans into her ear, whispering even lower: “WHO’S your Daddy?”
BZ
Pelosi: Thanks for handing over the House and Senate George, I couldn’t have done it with out you.
George: Shhh Nancy, You’ll let my secret out, I’ll just wave, you smile and I’ll give you the Whitehouse too….
(not a caption, just a thought) Has anyone read the story or seen the movie “The Manchurian Candidate”? The more I see of Bush….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manchurian_Candidate
“Come a littler bit closer your my kind of man, so big and so strong. Come a little bit closer, I’m all alone, and the night is so long!”
(fill in the melody)
Basti won.
DAMNIT! How the hell did Spock do it, I know that nerve pinch thing should work somehow!
Nancy: Oh look! There’s Bill and Hill–you distract her, George, while I distract him…what do you mean I’m not his type? I’m female, aren’t I? George: You are? I hadn’t noticed! I thought you were, uh, one of them transgenders, the way you try to “outba**” the weenies in congress!
Hey Mohammed…Like we agreed…aim your RPG at her pearls.
This really feels good. OMG, I thought this was Laura. Now what do I do? Well, huh, huh, this one will do, huh, huh, huh, huh
Smile, Senator, the Blogosphere is gonna have a field day with this photo regardless.
“If I touch her, does that mean some of the liberalism will rub off on me and I’ll die?”
Secret Service Agent #1: Are you sure?
Secret Service Agent #2: Yeah, she’s clean.
Secret Service Agent #1: Good. I don’t want Pelosi to stab him in the back on MY watch.
“keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”
Pelosi, the Wicked Witch: Bush, you want to be my new winged monkey? Reid’s getting too wimpy for me.
Bush: Oh boy, my own set of wings!!!
“Hey Nancy, I’ve got plans for my library ready once I’m out of office. Picture this the ‘El Presidente’ Jorge Bush Library and Taco Shack.â€
[Bush smiling through gritted teeth / mumbling under breath]…”Is is Nov. 2008 yet? Get me the fuck out of here. Take me back to Crawford, TX where possibly I might regain some of my soul back after having spent 8 years in Washington DC trying to teach the ABC’s of life to a bunch of moonbat overpaid, underachieving, kindergarten acting morons…who have completely forgotten that there IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN POPULATION OUT THERE that they are SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING!”…”But NOOOOOOO!…it’s more important to THEM that I stand here and put my arm around this left wing extremist bitch and pretend that I don’t know that her kind is taking this nation under with every breath she takes…for a stupid photo op!”….”Propaganda…I HATE IT!”…”Why won’t they just let me tell the people the real truth…even if I can’t say it with correct grammar and I have horrible speech abilities? The truth is the truth…you don’t have to be an oscar winning performer to tell the truth…I’m so sick of having my hands tied and watching my country fall!”…”Perhaps Fred will do a better job?”
Are those trumpets in your vest or are you just glad to see me?
Boo Hillary Caption Contest…
Here is Hillary Clinton getting booed at the Take Back America conference in Washington D.C. on June 20,2007. What exactly do they want to take back, and what is Hillary giving them?
Welcome to our Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits, dela…
“Nancy ….I hope you heard the warning the FDA gave us all about that toxic chinese toothpaste a few weeks ago and that your not using it on those pretty white teeth of yours. I need all the help I can get to shove this immigration bill through. Isn’t globablism wonderful !
George, tell your photographer to hurry up, so I can get outta here before somebody gets this photo and posts it as a photo caption contest on a conservative blog somewhere; besides, the glue on this pasted smile is coming loose!
Sure, Laura and I are happy…but the missionary position gets old after a coupla decades! I hear you liberal chicks know one or two more….
Pelosi: You’re going Down you know…..
Bush: Want some chocholate pretzels?……