Comments on: Apply for a position with Obama http://texasfred.net/archives/2813 No Holds Barred: News Opinion Commentary Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:32:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: rtaylor83305 http://texasfred.net/archives/2813/comment-page-1#comment-15005 rtaylor83305 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:12:39 +0000 http://texasfred.net/?p=2813#comment-15005 Don't have as much time as Carl, but here's a shot.. Regarding Question 12 about the Zombies voting - how do you think Obama got elected :) Question 24 - Capt. Janeway can't read a map (she got lost..) and Kirk can kick Picard's a$$... Now the REAL question is - who is smarter - Spock or "Q"? Question 25 - parked at the Wal Mart parking lot in a nice small town in Texas... Now that many of them provide truck parking, it's paradise to a WalMart-aholic like me..... Question 52 - the only way to mow the grass is on a John Deere 4100 with a belly mower and sipping a cold Coors light (I have a really big yard) Don’t have as much time as Carl, but here’s a shot..
Regarding Question 12 about the Zombies voting – how do you think Obama got elected :)
Question 24 – Capt. Janeway can’t read a map (she got lost..) and Kirk can kick Picard’s a$$… Now the REAL question is – who is smarter – Spock or “Q”?
Question 25 – parked at the Wal Mart parking lot in a nice small town in Texas… Now that many of them provide truck parking, it’s paradise to a WalMart-aholic like me…..
Question 52 – the only way to mow the grass is on a John Deere 4100 with a belly mower and sipping a cold Coors light (I have a really big yard)

]]> By: Carl Andrews http://texasfred.net/archives/2813/comment-page-1#comment-14997 Carl Andrews Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:05:38 +0000 http://texasfred.net/?p=2813#comment-14997 You can tell I had WAY too much time on my hands today Let me know if I get the job. 1. States yes, capitals no 2. Hey government people: Sit down, shut up and leave me the hell alone. 3. Timmy 4. FDR, JFK, DDE, RMN and GHWB 5. No 6. Suck the venom out of the bite (don’t swallow it), have a shot of whisky 7. We kicked ass and took names 8. NO!!! 9. He has a better chance if he rides a bike 10. I didn’t know they were gay 11. Nope…Yugo 12. Isn’t that the same as liberals? 13. Might be better the other way around 14. Naw. I saw him a while ago 15. No..but I did have a nice chat with a Sherman tank in front of a VFW 16. No 17. If I say yes Obama won’t hire me!!! 18. Aren’t there some aliens working in Washington? 19. I’d call someone with a backhoe 20. No 21. No 22. No 23. No 24. Ward Bond from Wagon Train 25. Yes 26. No 27. Guantanamo Bay 28. No tats 29. Bear, Genna, and Shadow 30. Never danced the Tonga 31. No 32. What makes you think someone like me has friends? 33. Before OR after you eat them? 34. Never watched the show 35. No 36. Yes 37. OH BROTHER… won’t make that mistake again!! 38. Number 38 is missing…is this a trick question? 39. I’d honor the law..I’d be moving out the next day anyway 40. I’d tell him to his face and anyone else that would listen 41. I’d offer them a ride to the unemployment office 42. Viagra? Is that why my car is hard to start? 43. Nope 44. Toro piece of crap 45. Hmmm Tab or die of thirst let me get back to you 46. Wine cooler? Do I LOOK like a sissy? 47. Too big 48. How do you want your eggs? 49. We should be doing that already 50. Once except in Chicago 51. No 52. No that’s one of the reasons I still let my son live at home 53. None that I can think of 54. That’s like asking if the Pope likes to pray at Mass 55. I can only think of one he can’t find a real job 56. Yeah she was a lot of fun until I started hearing the voices in her head 57. This past summer 58. Yes Thank God 59. Anyone from the government Hey, I need help, right? 60. Front porch nosy neighbors are always out back 61. Don’t know but isn’t that going to “change”? 62. Yes God knows why 63. Kill them all, let God sort ‘em out You can tell I had WAY too much time on my hands today
Let me know if I get the job.

1. States yes, capitals no
2. Hey government people: Sit down, shut up and leave me the hell alone.
3. Timmy
4. FDR, JFK, DDE, RMN and GHWB
5. No
6. Suck the venom out of the bite (don’t swallow it), have a shot of whisky
7. We kicked ass and took names
8. NO!!!
9. He has a better chance if he rides a bike
10. I didn’t know they were gay
11. Nope…Yugo
12. Isn’t that the same as liberals?
13. Might be better the other way around
14. Naw. I saw him a while ago
15. No..but I did have a nice chat with a Sherman tank in front of a VFW
16. No
17. If I say yes Obama won’t hire me!!!
18. Aren’t there some aliens working in Washington?
19. I’d call someone with a backhoe
20. No
21. No
22. No
23. No
24. Ward Bond from Wagon Train
25. Yes
26. No
27. Guantanamo Bay
28. No tats
29. Bear, Genna, and Shadow
30. Never danced the Tonga
31. No
32. What makes you think someone like me has friends?
33. Before OR after you eat them?
34. Never watched the show
35. No
36. Yes
37. OH BROTHER… won’t make that mistake again!!
38. Number 38 is missing…is this a trick question?
39. I’d honor the law..I’d be moving out the next day anyway
40. I’d tell him to his face and anyone else that would listen
41. I’d offer them a ride to the unemployment office
42. Viagra? Is that why my car is hard to start?
43. Nope
44. Toro piece of crap
45. Hmmm Tab or die of thirst let me get back to you
46. Wine cooler? Do I LOOK like a sissy?
47. Too big
48. How do you want your eggs?
49. We should be doing that already
50. Once except in Chicago
51. No
52. No that’s one of the reasons I still let my son live at home
53. None that I can think of
54. That’s like asking if the Pope likes to pray at Mass
55. I can only think of one he can’t find a real job
56. Yeah she was a lot of fun until I started hearing the voices in her head
57. This past summer
58. Yes Thank God
59. Anyone from the government Hey, I need help, right?
60. Front porch nosy neighbors are always out back
61. Don’t know but isn’t that going to “change”?
62. Yes God knows why
63. Kill them all, let God sort ‘em out

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