Comments on: Pirates fire on U.S. cruise ship in hijack attempt

By: Bloviating Zeppelin

Bloviating Zeppelin — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:38:59 +0000

You want to help perk up the economy? Here’s how:

Offer Gulf of Aden and Indian Ocean cruises, target your ads towards current and retired military and law enforcement personnel, and offer them cabins and verandas with the chance of encountering Somali and other pirates utilizing their choice of CIWS, Exocets, .50 cal Barrett M107s (for those who think close), RPGs. How cool to sip a mai tai, tilt back a hefeweizen, prop your 107 on the veranda railing and bang away?

I’m telling you, there’d be some money made.

By: mrchuck

mrchuck — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:31:27 +0000

Send them “tainted” milk powder. Bastards, poison them all for what they did to our beloved soldiers in that “Black Hawk incident” years ago.

By: gfouts15

gfouts15 — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:51:32 +0000

Short of nukes, which would be ideal, I would propose that all ships not identified and flagged are sunk. There would be a no float zone for the entire coast of Somalia. Mine the harbors of somalia, cluster bomb the ports, raze the cities to the ground,…….ah, nevermind, just nuke the place!

By: Tish

Tish — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:26:19 +0000

Wow, real life pirates do exist.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:18:24 +0000

Nuke ‘em? Hmm…. Yup. Works for me.

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:56:31 +0000

The trouble with nerve gas is that it doesn’t work all the time. A nuke is fast, and easy. Hell a couple of them would definitely send the message we want: Don’t F**k with us! That would get bin Laden’s panties in a bind.

By: TexasFred

TexasFred — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:52:18 +0000

Nerve Gas… Damn… Why didn’t I think of that??

Then we can nuke the place and kill the AIDS and tuberculosis stuff!!

By: Basti

Basti — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:46:06 +0000

Nukes are soooo quick. I want the bastards to suffer! I’m thinking some sort of nasty nerve gas that takes a day or two to kill you.

Of course Specter gunships are an option I wouldn’t mind seeing used.

By: BobF

BobF — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:39:12 +0000

Fred, if we Nuked them, we wouldn’t have any fun shooting at the pirate ships.

But, you’re right about Somalia. If that country was Nuked, the whole continent of Africa would benefit along with the rest of the world. They only thing they ever did for us was immigrate here while being infected with Tuberculosis and take over jobs in meat packing plants from American Citizens.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2056507/posts

Note the H/T to Texas Fred

By: TexasFred

TexasFred — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:53:10 +0000

Thor, there’s probably some bureaucratic BS saying we can’t nuke Somalia too, because they really need it, and some laws just need to be broken, just like some assholes really DO need to be nuked… (Somalia)

Why do I advocate the use of nukes on Somalia??

And a nuke leaves no stinking corpses to bury, and it kills the AIDS virus too…