Recently Seen in a West Texas Beer Joint…
September 21st, 2007 . by TexasFredAn Arab, a Mexican and a Texas Cowboy are by some strange quirk of fate, drinking in the same West Texas beer joint one night and they are eyeballing each other in a nervous fashion.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.”
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, “In Saudi Arabia we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.”
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican and the Arab, and catches his glass.
He says, “In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice….”
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LOL, my kind of humor.