Comments on: I have an Announcement to make…

By: Patrick Sperry

Patrick Sperry — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:09:25 +0000

Jenn will find little in Teharan…

Then again, few will know of, or even less than, the existence, of the Master of Assassins, or His cadre…

By: gunz

gunz — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:08:11 +0000

You know I nearly suggested something similar LMAO…

By: TexasFred

TexasFred — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:35:54 +0000

Gunz Says:
October 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
The confirmation hearings will be interesting to say the least LOL.

What confirmation hearings??

Blackwater will be taking the ballots for MY cabinet, and it WILL be approved…

By: TexasFred

TexasFred — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:06:58 +0000

Chevy Rose Says:
October 5th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
GuyK directed me over here and I want to apply for Miss Bethâ€™s assistantâ€¦Iâ€™ll drop the switch on the molesters (or is it â€œpush the plungerâ€?)

Pull the trigger, open the trap on the gallows, whatever, it’s cool with me..

By: Chevy Rose

Chevy Rose — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:03:59 +0000

GuyK directed me over here and I want to apply for Miss Beth’s assistant…I’ll drop the switch on the molesters (or is it “push the plunger”?)

By: Miss Beth

Miss Beth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:19:58 +0000

Hmmm…let’s see…how about cleaning up hollyweird? Bringing down the outrageous ticket prices for the slop being turned out? Maybe reinstate a solid movie rating system and censors to slap down the gratuitous nonsense? Penalize those that produce anti-american garbage? Investigate a la McCarthy those that espouse anti-american hate speech?

I know, we have the First Amendment, but can these people keep going in their America hate like they’ve been doing?

By: The Bull

The Bull — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:57:14 +0000

Please, Fred! Please!

Nominate The Bull to head up the CIA!

You won’t regret it, though I can promise some folks will! (Most of them wear towels on their heads…)

Bull, out!

By: ablur

ablur — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:43:03 +0000

There must be room somewhere for an efficiency expert and a numbers cruncher. Or perhaps my medical background and theatre special effect training would come in handy. My ability to innovate and trouble shoot keeps me employed anywhere I go.

I might be good in the GAO. There is tons of government waste that needs vetting out. I can’t stand the inefficiencies of our current government.

By: TexasFred

TexasFred — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:28:35 +0000

Jenn Says:
October 5th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Can I go to Tehran and have a little talk with Minnie Abu-Bu-Hate-Da-Jew, I have a new lawnmower Iâ€™d like to try out and we all know his ass his grass.

And THAT is the exact reason I want YOU as Sec. of State, take a HUGE Blackwater USA contingent with you, and have fun…

By: Jenn

Jenn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:25:12 +0000

Oh man, I am so excited. I knew someday I’d be in the White House!!!

Little old Jenn, Sec. of State. *blushes*

Can I go to Tehran and have a little talk with Minnie Abu-Bu-Hate-Da-Jew, I have a new lawnmower I’d like to try out and we all know his ass his grass.