I need a MaryKay lady and a BIG putty knife…
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I just HATE it when the stiches fall out
I stuck my head out of a car window this morning and got arrested for mooning.
1) What was the name of Pelosi’s plastic surgeon again?
2) Wonder if Joan Rivers’ surgeon is available….where’s the botox when I need it!
3) What’s sleep? I might make more sense if I got some sleep, but that bell around Bill’s ankle keeps making noise every time he tries to sneak out….
Damn, they were supposed to liposuction my ASS, not my face!
Damn! This is my ASS they liposuctioned!
“Hopefully this mask lasts until election day, before the whole world finds out I’m really Karl Marx in drag.”
Maybe Rush Limbaugh was right! America DOESN’T want to watch a woman president age daily right in front of their eyes…
I heard about this woman in New Iberia that had tightening knobs installed, she goes in every so often and has a notch or 2 took up, keeps her face a lot tighter. Mais, it might work for me too sha.
“Estrogen treatments my ass…. I want TESTOSTERONE!”
“What do you mean, I’ll have to take a drug screen?”
SJR, you DO realize that this is called HUMOR don’t you??
You DO have a sense of humor?? Damn, not everything in this world is dead serious politics, lighten the hell up and enjoy it for a change, or not, your choice…
Maybe this is a photoshop too…
And this
Gee, I just HATE those political dirty tricks that aren’t…Â
On your new photoshop pics Fred: /sarcasm
I’m so ugly that my parents nearly named me Shit Happens….
“I’ve got to get my bowels to move”
You can stop looking… here is your winner…
Caption:
“Bill was beating and bangin’ on my bedroom door all night last night!
I finally had to get up and let him out”
I thought I was looking at Barbara Walters. I’ve been all around this world and I have worn alot of camoflague but, I swear I think she can scare the face off of a clock. It’s no wonder Bill looks for Love in other places. Can you imagine waking up to that in the morning…….can you say “Coyote Ugly”! I’ll bet Chelsie’s man is nervous about now after seeing this picture. Anyway GOD Bless and Merry Christmas!
SJR……. Who says you have to defend Hillary. When you put yourself into the public spotlight, you have to have thick skin. However, I think this picture shows that Hillary has the skin of a Dinosaur. You can say what you want but, I fight for the right of “Free Speech” so, if Fred wishes to poke fun at certain people who are you to say he is wrong. When you have done the things we (people like Fred and I) have done to defend this Great Country, you earn the right to pretty much say what you want with the exception of anything that can be considered Treason. As often as the far left makes jokes about President Bush, what makes Hillary exempt?
Hell, you could bounce a quarter off Pelosi’s face.
BZ
She looks like a cross between a large set of drooping camel nuts and John Murtha’s face merged together as one.
Just my humble opinion again, LOL.
Oh S***! They caught me! Where is Glynda when I need her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY EYES MY EYES!!!!
Sorry it looks like she lost john kerry’s botox
Just think, if she had big boobs she could take her bra off and ALL the wrinkles would disappear…
FUCK BUSH!
“I knew I shouldn’t have tried to outdrink Ted Kennedy last night.”
Seen her up close and in person several times…she actually looks that bad and often worse…Politics aside.
The way the left will attack and make fun of someone that doesn’t fall under the protection of their ‘politically correct’ shield like a pack of rabid dogs but then all but wets themselves when someone does poke fun at someone that is supposed to be under that politically correct shield is… Hillaryous.. LOL!
Anyone notice the resemblance to the female Shar Pei.. ?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/mrscoffee/blogstuff/Funny-Shar-Pei-Picture.jpg
(Sorry if I used the wrong tag Fred..)
Merry Christmas and God Bless everyone!