I really do have an Asian wife, but hold on to your hot dogs, eggrolls, and chopsticks, she really is a good driver, at least when the barkeep cuts me off, takes my car keys and calls the Mrs. to get me the hell out of the establishment and I have no other choice but to let her drive.

Glaring omission.You failed to mention female drivers. Most are cool with me, especially when they’re driving high end rides like, oh, let’s say a Dino Ferrari, with me in it, on it, on her, whatever, but that’s a different story for a different day.

Hot chicks get profiled and pulled over all the time by cops, and being adults, we know why. I know. A friend of mine was a Sheriff, and told me all kinds of crap. Cops would use the opportunity to cop a feel (pun intended), and maybe a little more yum-yum.

What about rich white dudes in rare sports cars? My cousin had a Pantera, and had to sell it because he was constantly getting pulled over, not for violations, but because the One Bullet Fife’s wanted just get a look at his ride.

One more. The Blue Haired Old Lady crowd that run stop signs and make you sweat bullets after coming within an inch of your life. If I were the cops, I would certainly be on the lookout for them.

Where the hell are the likes of Al Sharpton and Je$$e Jack$son for them.

Shit Tex, the Mrs. bagged me again over the Ferrari thing. No Ginsu knives this time. She demands her nightly…thing. I’m gonna get spanked so hard…never mind.

Call me crazy, but I tempt fate every time I visit the Fredder Blog.

Gotta go pay the price and take my bedroll into my doghouse.

Equally likely to be pulled over….that says it all for me….they are not being singled out at that point…..

more likely to be searched and arrested….well now..that is different…could it be because they are pretty well up to no good?

I think so……gangs…..drugs…..you name it…………well now..I think the study says it all….call me racist if you wish…though I would deny it….you have to face up to some facts now and then….if you read the stats you also find out that most crimes by race are against people of the same race…nothing racist there….

My experience as a young hothead many moons ago, was that if you mouth off to a cop, no matter what your race, officer Fife ain’t going to be too happy, even if the cop is a donut eating Barney Fife.

During the L.A. riots, I carried a baseball bat behind the seat of my car. Get pulled over by a cop, and during the course of the stop, he asks if I played baseball.

I replied, “Why do you ask?”

He told me, “Because if you don’t play baseball with that bat in the back, and we had a report of an assault on someone by means of a bat, you would be going to jail.”

I was in college and would have way to much to lose if I started in on him, so I kept a level head and a way shut mouth. He let me off with a warning, and no dammit, I did not thank him for wasting my time.

Now, what to do about those pesky, crappy Asian drivers.

Oh shit Tex, my Asian wife is sharpening her Ginsu knife and threatening to go Kung Pao on my white as a cracker ass. Oh well, as long as it keeps her from driving.

You know, every time I post here I end up in the damn doghouse.