TexasFred’s
No Holds Barred: News, Opinion and Commentary
This is The Header Then

Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO

January 14th, 2008 . by TexasFred

STEPHENVILLE, Texas (AP) - In this farming community where nightfall usually brings clear, starry skies, residents are abuzz over reported sightings of what many believe is a UFO.

Several dozen people - including a pilot, county constable and business owners - insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.

“People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it’s the end of times,” said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. “It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”

While federal officials insist there’s a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object’s lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.

Full Story Here:
Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO

It’s OK folks, everyone remain clam, the aliens mean us NO harm…

The folks that saw this anomaly are NOT crazy, they are normal, everyday people, good working folks, solid, salt of the earth types, just like most of us…

What happened is, the aliens were slightly off on their coordinates, they had the wrong section of Texas…

It was the Mother Ship coming to check on Ron Paul, to see if they needed to pluck him from the clutches of the evil earthings…

Trackback URL:
http://texasfred.net/archives/934/trackback/

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

For all the most recent posts, click HERE for the FRONT PAGE

6 Responses to “Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO”

  1. comment number 1 by: Ranando

    This is so funny that you would bring this up now. Just a few moments ago aliens were at my back door looking for Amy Proctor.

    They said they had an AssHole they just picked up that needed to be checked out and thought Proctor was the closest thing to Preperation H they could find.

    Small World.

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    Small world indeed…   

  3. comment number 3 by: Verlin Martin

    Hmm… A judge orders MSNBC to allow Kucinik (sp?) in the next Democratic debate at the same time there are UFO sightings.. coincidence?

  4. comment number 4 by: Robocop

    If it there was ever an “alien invasion”, I mean the ones from outer space, Texas, one of the most heavily armed places in the country, would be one hell of a target to pick.

  5. comment number 5 by: Big White Hat

    All I wanted to do was fly my kite.

  6. comment number 6 by: RTaylor

    Klingons? Asgard? Calling Mulder and Scully…….

    Could be some Ron Paulies coming to hang bed sheets from overpasses or Kucinich supporters coming to vote in a primary somewhere….

    Then again, maybe someone should call George Nouri or Art Bell - just in case……