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	<title>Comments on: Caption This&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: BobF</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6540</link>
		<dc:creator>BobF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As long as I can keep you no welfare, you&#039;ll vote Democrat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As long as I can keep you no welfare, you&#8217;ll vote Democrat.</p>
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		<title>By: Malinda777</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6535</link>
		<dc:creator>Malinda777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My &quot;peeps&quot; know that I was a casino dealer for 20 years before my life today.  In an actual incident, a FAMOUS black football player for the Dallas Cowboys cornered a white dealer at my casino trying AGAIN to convince her at the end of a long day of already trying to convince her of &quot;who he was and what he could do for her&quot; while she had her small child in her arms at the coffee shop picking up dinner for she and her child on her way home.  Her child in her arms cried, &quot;Mommy...Cocoa Man!  Cocoa Man!...he&#039;s going to get me!&quot;  We all just about died in embarrasment, but laughed our asses off...he was being a dick.

So, I reverse that in this caption.  &quot;Mommy, Mommy, Vanilla Woman, Vanilla Woman, She&#039;s gonna get me!!!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My &#8220;peeps&#8221; know that I was a casino dealer for 20 years before my life today.  In an actual incident, a FAMOUS black football player for the Dallas Cowboys cornered a white dealer at my casino trying AGAIN to convince her at the end of a long day of already trying to convince her of &#8220;who he was and what he could do for her&#8221; while she had her small child in her arms at the coffee shop picking up dinner for she and her child on her way home.  Her child in her arms cried, &#8220;Mommy&#8230;Cocoa Man!  Cocoa Man!&#8230;he&#8217;s going to get me!&#8221;  We all just about died in embarrasment, but laughed our asses off&#8230;he was being a dick.</p>
<p>So, I reverse that in this caption.  &#8220;Mommy, Mommy, Vanilla Woman, Vanilla Woman, She&#8217;s gonna get me!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Brad</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6534</link>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A Clinton finally did something to lift up an African American.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Clinton finally did something to lift up an African American.</p>
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		<title>By: Carl</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6533</link>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A victim of shaken baby syndrome is held by a victim of shaken faith syndrome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A victim of shaken baby syndrome is held by a victim of shaken faith syndrome.</p>
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		<title>By: SSG Deron</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6532</link>
		<dc:creator>SSG Deron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Who the Hell is Willis&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Who the Hell is Willis&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Robert</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6531</link>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Now listen to me Barack Hussein Obama,  I don&#039;t want you around these parts!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Now listen to me Barack Hussein Obama,  I don&#8217;t want you around these parts!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Robocop</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6530</link>
		<dc:creator>Robocop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who&#039;s yo mamma?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who&#8217;s yo mamma?!?</p>
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		<title>By: Tony GOPrano</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6529</link>
		<dc:creator>Tony GOPrano</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gee, you sure look familiar? Is your Daddy named Bill?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee, you sure look familiar? Is your Daddy named Bill?</p>
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		<title>By: Murray</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6528</link>
		<dc:creator>Murray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Momma, please don&#039;t let this white bitch eat me!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Momma, please don&#8217;t let this white bitch eat me!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: serr8d</title>
		<link>http://texasfred.net/archives/957/comment-page-1#comment-6527</link>
		<dc:creator>serr8d</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cute kid: &quot;Got a dry pocket?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cute kid: &#8220;Got a dry pocket?&#8221;</p>
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