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Mayor Daley: No ‘Chicago mafia’ in White House

January 7th, 2011 . by TexasFred
Mayor Daley: No ‘Chicago mafia’ in White House

President Obama’s selection of William Daley as his new chief of staff is not an example of a “Chicago mafia,” Mayor Richard M. Daley, William Daley’s brother, said Thursday.

At a press conference about Chicago schools Thursday, Mayor Daley said that his brother’s appointment to be President Obama’s new chief of staff was not an example of a “Chicago mafia.”

“(President George W. Bush) brought people from Texas. John F. Kennedy brought people from Massachusetts. Richard Nixon brought people from California,” Daley said. “Ronald Reagan brought people from California. Jimmy Carter brought people from Georgia. Bush brought people from Texas. Clinton brought people from Arkansas.”

Rather than an example of Chicago-style politics, Mayor Daley said it was an example of the president picking someone he knows.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Daley said.

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Mayor Daley: No ‘Chicago mafia’ in White House

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, �I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.� And he did.

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said, “Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house.� So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.� And he did.

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig’s house and said, “Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!� So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.�

The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulled up. Out stepped two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs went over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the stuffing out of him. Then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in is mouth and fired, killing the wolf. Then they got back into their limo and drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!

“Who the heck were those guys?� they asked.

“Those were my cousins from Jersey … the Guinea Pigs.â€?

The moral of this story you ask? There’s MAFIA everywhere..

The Godfather, “Michael, This Obama guy, he’s going to come at you when you least expect it. He’s a Socialist Michael, he thinks he a  big shot, a .90 caliber.”

Michael Corleone, “Don’t worry Pop, this guy is a babe in the woods, we can take care of him and his Chicago Mafia, think about it Pop, have ya heard from Capone lately?”

Hussein Obama was NOT available for comment!

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6 Responses to “Mayor Daley: No ‘Chicago mafia’ in White House”

  1. comment number 1 by: Always On Watch

    The Obama administration is pure Chicago politics all the way. Are Americans so stupid that they can’t see what’s going on with this administration?

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    AOW — Apparently so… :|

  3. comment number 3 by: GM Roper

    Damn, and I thought Obama was only a .22 short! Here he is thinking he is a .90 caliber. Oh well, he always did think more of himself than any self respecting voter currently does.

  4. comment number 4 by: deh1030

    Isn’t it amazing that even a DALEY can make that statement with a straight face. A lot of politics is very crooked and corrupt but CHICAGO is still the home of Capone & company AND THE successive “APPLES” (GANSTERS/POLITICIANS) do not fall far from this TREE!!

  5. comment number 5 by: Bloviating Zeppelin

    You know what, Fred, I submit there’s a truckload of difference between selecting a coupla guys from Texas or a coupla guys from Fornicalia AS OPPOSED to selecting someone from the SAME POLITICAL MACHINE in the SAME PARTY from the SAME CITY with the SAME LEFTIST PEDIGREE from the SAME WARD.

    Ah, but hell — that’s just co-inky-dink, is it not?



  6. comment number 6 by: tonydowning

    Excellent use of the three little pigs story, Fred.

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