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I’m Your Worst Nightmare. I’m a BAD American.

May 21st, 2008 . by TexasFred

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!

I believe that owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, I believe it makes you a smart American.

I believe that being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, nor was a slave, and I WILL NOT pay reparations for something that I didn’t do.

I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

This is AMERICA, I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

I want to know which church it is exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them, because if you’re not guilty, WHY are you running?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, that’s the job we’re paying them to do.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it’s good, it lets you know it’s really me.

I’m proud that the word *God* is written on my money.

I believe that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making donations to their cause.

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe illegal is illegal no matter what the law makers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed to fly over American soil! If you want to fly the flag of YOUR nation at the top of a flag pole, by all means, do so, IN YOUR OWN NATION! And if the American flag is NOT your flag, then this is NOT your nation

If this makes me a BAD American or causes you to classify me as a racist, then yes, I’m a BAD American and a racist.

If you’re a BAD American, if you share the same feelings and beliefs that I do, please, copy and post this on your web site for everyone to see.

We want our country back! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

AMEN.

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15 Responses to “I’m Your Worst Nightmare. I’m a BAD American.”

  1. comment number 1 by: RTaylor

    Of course, I posted it! This is good stuff!!!!!!!!!!

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    RTaylor, Thank you for the link too, I really appreciate it…

  3. comment number 3 by: Southern Sass on Crime

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American….

    A cross post from Texas Fred.
    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
    I believe that owning a gun doesn’t m…

  4. comment number 4 by: TexasFred

    Sass, You’re getting good at the trackback thing… ;)

  5. comment number 5 by: cary

    *And if you ARE standing on the corner trying to bribe someone into handing over some cash, make sure your expensive earphones aren’t showing - they take away from the “broken old bum” look you were going for…

    Dang, I hate when their earphones are more expensive than mine!

  6. comment number 6 by: Katie

    “My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.”

    And every service man and woman who wore the proudly wore the uniform of this nation.

    “I want to know which church it is exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?”

    AMEN!!!!!

    “I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.”

    And 4 grandparents (after all somebody has to babysit).

    “If you’re a BAD American, if you share the same feelings and beliefs that I do, please, copy and post this on your web site for everyone to see.”

    I’m a BAD American then. Will post it.

  7. comment number 7 by: TexasFred

    Katie, Bad Americans are my favorite people… :D

  8. comment number 8 by: Phred

    I`ll give you an AMEN to all that. And I did copy it over on my blog.
    I don`t believe in wrestling either, but I do believe in NASCAR.
    GOD Bless America, Ya`ll.

  9. comment number 9 by: Bad American

    [...] lifted from Texas Fred’s: I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD [...]

  10. comment number 10 by: Basti

    I have it cross posted on http://bastisays.info/ and a talk board I belong to.

  11. comment number 11 by: Gawfer

    Cross Posted and Linked.

    OO-RAH!

  12. comment number 12 by: TexasFred

    Gawfer, thank you for the cross post, it is seriously appreciated… Semper Fi!!

  13. comment number 13 by: Deb N.

    “I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor” That says it all for me. I couldn’t agree more. When people cry poormouth, I say well, you should go back to school, learn more stuff, get smarter, get a better job! It ain’t rocket surgery! Thanks again, Fred for making my day a little brighter.

  14. comment number 14 by: TexasFred

    Deb N.,

  15. comment number 15 by: An Ol' Broad's Ramblings

    Bad American? I Don’t Think So!…

    A repost from Texas Fred’s:
    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
    I believe that owning a gun doesn’t…