A New Bill Of Rights for the American People

A New Bill Of Rights for the American People

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone, not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

Continue reading

Posted in America 1st | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

How to Tell Where a Cop works — Police Humor

How to Tell Where a Cop works — Police Humor


Narcotics
-Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
-Start wearing “Tap Out” t-shirts
-Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
-Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
-Practice the “Don’t acknowledge me, even in the police station, look.”
-Thinks even the Chief worships you.
-Make every case involve overtime $$$.
-Learn to play golf drunk.

SWAT
-Wear team T-shirts (size small), Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
-Try to fit the word “breach” and “tactical” in to every conversation.
-Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
-Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT head nod.
-Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune, Guns and Ammo and Muscle and Fitness magazines.
-Learn to play golf wearing a gun, a tactical knife and a back-up gun (just in case)

Community Service Units
-Hate SWAT.
-Work to make everybody love you.
-Paint your office in pastel colors.
-Think Feng Shui.
-Subscribe to Psychology Today.
-Learn to play miniature golf.

Traffic units
-Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
-Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
-Annoy the shit out of everyone on the radio by having complete disregard for anyone else’s radio traffic.
-Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
-Constantly ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.
-Refer to the “other” law enforcement officers as “Car cops.”
-”LBR” (Look Bitchin’ Riding) is your mantra
-Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.

K-9 Units
-Become sadistic.
-Show pictures of your latest dog bite.
-Brag about your largest drug find.
-Smell like a dog.
-Workout 3 times a day.
-Show off your bruises.

Continue reading

Posted in Police Support | Tagged , | 10 Comments

Analysis: DeMint move defies GOP shift to center

Analysis: DeMint move defies GOP shift to center

WASHINGTON (AP) – The surprise job change by the Senate’s most prominent tea partyer will complicate Republican moderates’ bid to nudge their party toward the center after another stinging campaign loss.

Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina is giving up his high profile in the Senate, where he annoyed establishment Republicans and delighted conservative purists. But he may play an even broader role in the nation’s political debate in his new post as president of the Heritage Foundation, Washington’s best-known conservative think tank.

Full Story Here:
Analysis: DeMint move defies GOP shift to center

Wouldn’t it be funny if we are just now discovering that Jim DeMint was the last U.S. Senator to possess COURAGE?

I have a friend on Facebook, Grant Stinchfield, and Grant is one of the most astute and Conservative people I know. This is from Grant’s Facebook page:

I am shocked at how many “conservative” pundits are saying Jim DeMint’s departure is a good thing. I have tremendous respect for the Heritage Foundation, but his departure tells me one thing… The battle against the establishment was too hard, even for DeMint. McConnell and his cronies won, WE lost! (At least for now)

I don’t know if the battle was *too hard* or if DeMint just got tired of banging his head on the wall and getting nowhere with the most Democrat and RINO infested Senate that we have been forced to endure.

Maybe, possibly, Sen. DeMint sees a way to wage this battle in a different manner. You have to admit; we’re not having too much luck in the GOP political arena lately.

Take Kay Bailey Hutchison for example; Hutchison was once the *toast of Texas* and considered to be the best thing the U.S. Senate had ever seen. She was the *go to* Lady for just about any worthwhile Conservative cause. Sadly, over the last few years, Hutchison took a hard turn to center, bordering on a left turn as she embraced The DREAM Act.

Hutchison announced that she was going to retire from the Senate and come home to Texas and run for Governor. She lost badly. Texans don’t like RINOs.

Then there’s John Cornyn; not an unlikable guy, and lately he has moved generally to the right, but he’s not a *hard core* Conservative. Cornyn was supporting Hutchison in the DREAM Act and many Texans didn’t like that, myself included, and we didn’t hesitate to let Sen. Cornyn know it either.

For a long time now the U.S. Senate, as well as the House of Representatives, has taken us, the electorate, for granted and have gone to Washington with their own little agenda in mind and have paid little, if ANY attention to the will of the people.

Continue reading

Posted in America 1st | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments