What makes a Muslim Happy?

What makes a Muslim Happy?


They’re not happy in Gaza …

They’re not happy in Egypt …

They’re not happy in Libya …

They’re not happy in Morocco …

They’re not happy in Iran …

They’re not happy in Iraq …

They’re not happy in Yemen ….

They’re not happy in Afghanistan ….

They’re not happy in Pakistan …

They’re not happy in Syria …

They’re not happy in Lebanon …


They’re happy in Australia … 

They’re happy in Canada ..

They’re happy in England …

They’re happy in France ..

They’re happy in Italy ..

They’re happy in Germany …

They’re happy in Sweden ..

They’re happy in the USA …

They’re happy in Norway ..

They’re happy in Holland …

They’re happy in Denmark …

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!


Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.


AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering…

How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother-in-law

- You can’t shave

- Your wife can’t shave

- You can’t wash off the smell of donkeys

- You cook over burning camel shit

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

- Then they tell them that “when they die, it all gets better”???

Well No Shit Sherlock!


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57 Responses to What makes a Muslim Happy?

  1. Visitor says:

    Evidence? Do you actually know the meaning of that word?

    Such a pity that your blog does not follow the idea of free speech. I know it is YOUR blog, but why not allow some dissenting opinions?

    • TexasFred says:

      Well VISITOR, you got that wrong too… I allow all kinds of opinions, as long as they are American.. You’re not an American so, quite frankly, I don’t give a damn what you think…

    • dekare says:

      Fricking muslims. He is all kinds of mad at you Fred for making a joke. I guess that is why muslims are so damn miserable. They simply can not laugh at a joke, or even know when one is being told.

      hahahahahah…your donkey smells like shit….and your wife smells worse than your donkey. Now that is some funny shit.

      Come to think of it…has anyone seen a muslim smile. Sure, they smile when Americans die among falling towers, but they are happy because of horror and terror and misery caused by them. Is there such a thing as a happy muslim just because? As in just because he happens to live in America and experience all of its freedoms? Happy because their children are healthy and can get a good education, and do NOT want to blow themselves up? Happy because they heard a funny joke?

      You see, the reason they want to move away from where all muslims live is that there are no more happy people left to kill or blowup. Muslims are only happy when they are killing other happy people. So they seek out places where a vast majority of people are happy (such as America), and they go there, because there is so much happiness that they can barely contain themselves in their hobby of spreading misery. And they will only truly be happy when they have made the entire world just as horrific and miserable as mecca. Killing happy people is the only thing they know. It is in their DNA, and they can not be changed.

      Liberals think that by placing lots of muslims around happy Americans, that they happiness will make the muslim want to change and join the group and become a happy American too. But the fact is, placing muslims in happy places makes them want to destroy all that happiness. Placing a muslim in a happy place with the prospect of killing everyone is as exciting to them as putting a faggot in prison. They cannot wait for all the action they are going to cause.

      Nope, nothing makes them happy except misery.

  2. cary says:

    … and, when they are allowed to post a dissenting opinion, they claim their freedom of expression is being oppressed.

    Guess what? Those rights are for CITIZENS of the United States. Become a citizen, legally, and you get to enjoy those rights. Until then, pound sand.

    • TexasFred says:

      AMEN! Wait… Hallelujah maybe?? I already forwarded it to MY list… 🙂

    • Visitor says:

      I am sorry but I don’t see how saying “your wife smells worse than your donkey” really advances the debate. And “no bacon” - many Americans are vegans, so no bacon, no eggs, etc.

      • TexasFred says:

        1. I didn’t write this, it was sent to me via email.
        2. Your words make me believe you are a Muslim or some squishy-assed knob-polishing Libber.
        3. This is NOT a debate forum you nilly asswipe, it’s a blog.
        4. Yes, it IS my blog, I say whatever I want to say and most times allow my readers to likewise…

        In YOUR particular case, not a chance in hell of you ever posting here again, not under this particular disguise anyway…

        Good-bye you incredibly stupid wuss… If you ARE an American then you’re too damned *SORRY* for me to waste my time on…

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        • John Freshwater says:

          Great post Texas Fred. this loser is probably not only a Muslim but a transgender homo.

          good for you posting this loser libtard’s details. The yellow bellied moron is probably quaking in his boots.

          He aint no American

      • dekare says:

        See…it’s a sorry assed muslim. He is still trying to understand what is going on. He does not get that it is a JOKE. As if FUNNY HAHA. He is ready on the spot to be offended, and wonders why nothing makes sense to him. They just don’t get it. They do NOT belong in this country. There will never be assimilation among people like him…NEVER. They are programmed backwards and all they understand is misery and being offended to the point of violence.

        Jokes are lost on them. Happiness is lost on them. Fun is lost on them. And most of all, they simply do not get the concept of Freedom. Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom to do anything we damn well want. The concept of Freedom is farther away from them than advanced physics is to an ape.

        And the ape smells better.

      • Bloviating Zeppelin says:

        Dearest Visitor:

        You might try reading this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322435/Cafe-owner-ordered-remove-extractor-fan-case-smell-frying-bacon-offends-passing-Muslims.html

        I wonder: would Islam be so accommodating?

        I think not.

        “Islam is as Islam does.”

        Basic canon of Arab life: “It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; and the tribe against the world. And all of us against the infidel.”

        Sorry dude. Or dudette. We’re not falling for your bullshit. We’re not Leftists and we don’t feel guilty in the slightest.


  3. Wayne says:

    Funny. I’ll bet this “visitor” still thinks islam is a religion of peace to boot. Ron has it right. You can’t fix stupid.

  4. old salty Chief says:

    Thanks for posting that email..I’m going to steal it and post it in the Goatlocker where a bunch of old retired Navy Chiefs hang out as well as a bunch of new Navy Chiefs still on active duty. They will get a kick out of it. And it’s all true and a “no shitter”.

  5. Jim Blue says:

    Fred, you are a nasty old vulgar person talking about muslim pussies that way. I love it that’s why I come here every chance I get.

  6. Ron Stabb says:

    The Libtards are in full panic mode. I guess they have them in England too.
    Tough guy that can’t post his name. These morons roam the earth.

  7. minuteman26 says:

    Dead muslims make me happy.

  8. Bunkerville says:

    Well, that was an experience!! Better than a good cup of coffee 🙂

  9. dekare says:

    Fred, you have to unblock visitor. Let him post all he wants. Hell, let him submit an entire article. This guy is blogger gold. How much fun is it to engage in stupidity that entrenched in a brain that small. I just cannot wait to see what he will say next.

    • cary says:

      C’mon, man - some of us can only handle so much stoopid in a time frame. Visitor filled my quota for the next couple weeks.

    • Bloviating Zeppelin says:

      I have to admit, Visitor is entertaining for no other reason than he provides the proverbial “target-rich environment.”

      Ah Islam; the religion of peace, understanding and tolerance. Hey, throw me that gay guy once I get to the roof. . .


  10. Ron Stabb says:

    deKare may be right. Let him back in on the condition he posts his real name. He’ll never do it but it sure would be fun.
    Like Trump would say, “Pussy”.

  11. Zimael Muhammad says:

    Hello from the Muslim Republican community. I can’t stand all the extremists making us real Muslims look bad. It makes me happy to see that you are so open on your views of extremists and not us true Muslims. Allahu Ackbar.

    • TexasFred says:

      Muslim Republican community? Seriously? I never heard of such, but OK, I’ll go with it for the time being.

      I have heard it said, ‘A moderate Muslim doesn’t want to behead you, a moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to behead you FOR him.’ or something to that effect, so, what the story there??

      Why is it that so-called *peaceful* Muslims, and Republican Muslims don’t take a high profile stand against Radical Islam? If you are a TRUE Muslim why do you allow terrorists profane your religion?

      • cary says:

        Let me ask you this:

        You are commanded, by Allah, to kill the infidels (those who do not believe as you do) in order to gain entry to heaven.

        I am commanded by Jesus, the Son of God, to love my enemies, and tell them of God’s love for them, so that we might both be in heaven.

        Which approach do you think will garner less distrust towards the group?

    • Ron Stabb says:

      Allahu Ackbar? Try this:https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/12/robert-spencer-at-breitbart-allahu-akbar-doesnt-mean-what-media-says-it-means

    • Bloviating Zeppelin says:

      Yes, I’m sure you represent the Muslim community just like Hillary Clinton represents reptiles. Ooops, bad analogy.


  12. TexasFred says:

    So…. Let me start with this:

    And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter… and fight them until fitnah is no more, and religion is for Allah. — Quran 2:191

    Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loveth not transgressors. — Quran 2:190

    I have a long list of passages but this will do for now… Why do Muslims STILL, to this day, practice things such as this? And don’t DARE tell me it’s not true…

    I try to be a fair man, I strive to present TRUTH on my blog and if those passages aren’t true and accurate I want some *peaceful* Muslim to point it out and tell me, and the whole world that Islam really is a *Religion of Peace* and offer PROOF to that, OR, you could tell us the truth, tell us that Islam is an evil cult of violence, perversion, rape and death.

    Try to convince me that I am wrong; you might start with standing up against ISIS as you denounce them, and every other Islamic TERROR organization for what it is.

    Moderate Muslims are too cowardly to condemn radical Islamic terrorists such as ISIS, al-Qaida, The Muslim Brotherhood and any number of Islamic terror groups. That is why radical Islam is in a huge upward growth cycle.

  13. TexasFred says:

    Your old lady smells worse than your donkey? You find that offensive? Would it be more appropriate to say your wife stinks like a goat? This offends you too?

    Well suck it up buttercup because here’s a few things I find offensive:

    *Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them (47:4)
    *The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them (8:65)
    *Muslims must not take the infidels as friends (3:28)
    *Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an (8:12)
    *Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels (8:60)
    *Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them (2:191)
    *Make war on the infidels living in your neighborhood (9:123)
    *When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them (9:5)
    *Kill the Jews and the Christians if they do not convert to Islam or refuse to pay Jizya tax (9:29)
    *Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable (3:85)
    *The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them (9:30)
    *Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam. (5:33)
    *The infidels are unclean; do not let them into a mosque (9:28)
    *Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies (22:19)

  14. Ron Stabb says:

    Funny, I always wondered about the converted Muslims staying silent about their radical brothers.
    Maybe they’re afraid, could be because our Muslim President can’t say ISIS, then again, maybe the Press won’t bring it front and center.
    Whatever the reason is, I’ll have no sympathy for them until they see the light.
    This country was founded under God, a Christian God. Not Mohamed.

  15. Bloviating Zeppelin says:

    Wait; I hear crickets chirping in the field. . .


  16. dekare says:

    There are two extreme differences between the religion our country was founded on and islam. The religion of America is one that tells us to love our enemy as we love ourselves. To love one another, and be kind and respectful. That violence is not the answer. Whereas islam tells its followers to HATE and KILL. Do not befriend non-muslims. Convert or kill them. Make them pay jizya, then kill them anyway. and on and on and on with hate, conquer and kill.

    And it is this difference that makes islam completely incompatible with freedom and America. Despite the fact that so many nutjob anti-theists want to separate America from religion, the fact is, that western culture has a strong unbreakable foundation in America. Without it, America fails. Just as John Adams has stated…”Our Constitution was made for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the govt of any other.” For me, that means that or society of freedom and liberty can only survive if we have love for each other, and trust one another to do good and not harm, no matter what. Most of all, we must all take responsibility for ourselves.

    Islam does not trust anyone…not even other muslims. The respect no one, and I doubt they even respect themselves. They hate for no reason other than to hate, and they kill because they are told to and really do not know why. They are closed minded and nothing you can say to a muslim will change this. No amount of kindness will make them love us or our way of life.

    And that is why muslims should NEVER be allowed to come here. EVER. Any man that claims to be a muslim cannot live under our Constitution.

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