Caption This…

Posted on October 5, 2007 by TexasFred

Caption This

Go ahead, give it your best shot, and as usual, nothing is off limits, but please, only one entry per person…

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19 Responses to Caption This…

  1. TexasFred says:
    October 5, 2007 at 4:55 PM

    I wasn’t thinkin’, I asked Cheney, “Say Dick, how’d ya get that moniker, Dick??” and damn, he pulled it out and showed me, it was THIS long…

  2. Debbie says:
    October 5, 2007 at 5:02 PM

    Oops. I forgot my Depends today.

  3. Bloviating Zeppelin says:
    October 5, 2007 at 5:05 PM

    “This man and a parrot walk into a bar. . .”

    BZ

  4. Ranando says:
    October 5, 2007 at 5:17 PM

    “I shoved the U.S. Constitution up my ass about this far and I’ve got to tell you, It’s hard work”.

  5. Miss Beth says:
    October 5, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    Seriously, folks, down there on the border, there really IS a chupacabra and the babies are THIS BIG. That oughta take care of them there illegals!

  6. silent e says:
    October 5, 2007 at 6:06 PM

    Have you SEEN the size of Pelosi’s ass???? and I’m being nice…..

  7. gunz says:
    October 5, 2007 at 6:55 PM

    “Oh yes, you have too praise the troops in speeches, when you’re slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.”

  8. Rorschach says:
    October 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

    “Larry Craig claims his stance is this wide, but I have a hard time believing that ANYONE’s stance is that wide.”

  9. Jenn says:
    October 5, 2007 at 8:03 PM

    “I bumped into Hillary the other day, in our new politically correct multi-sex bathrooms on The Hill and her wang was this big, bigger than Bill’s; from what Putin told me. I did however notice a surprising lack of balls.”

  10. R Willey says:
    October 5, 2007 at 9:34 PM

    “Ya Know….how I ever made it into the white house is beyond me! I really got to hand it to that B.S. artist Karl Rove……..I mean it’s like without him………I’d just be down in Crawford clearin’ brush.

  11. serr8d says:
    October 5, 2007 at 9:45 PM

    Hey, I did this one already!

    “You know, you hear things about Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, but you can’t really believe anything based on things racial…”

  12. Brad Marston says:
    October 6, 2007 at 3:11 AM

    Well, compared to listening to me talk, can you really consider waterboarding torture?

  13. Faultline USA says:
    October 6, 2007 at 6:18 AM

    Of course I’m logically consistent. Iraq, the war on terror, and my open borders support for the NAFTA highway . . . what’s inconsistent about that?

  14. Bull Jones says:
    October 6, 2007 at 7:19 AM

    silent e wins in my book!

  15. Kate says:
    October 6, 2007 at 9:53 AM

    My vote, for what it’s worth, goes to Jenn. :)

  16. GUYK says:
    October 6, 2007 at 11:03 AM

    yeah, its THIS long but I just ain’t got the balls to match it

  17. TexasFred says:
    October 6, 2007 at 3:59 PM

    LMAO… Site Meter doesn’t lie, I am guessing Amy is cussing me like a dog right about now…

  18. Bloviating Zeppelin says:
    October 6, 2007 at 6:55 PM

    I think Jenn’s is purty darn good.

    BZ

  19. Patrick Sperry says:
    October 6, 2007 at 10:52 PM

    My Brother…
    I am tossing this, into the stupid is as stupid does category…

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