Joining the Sheriffs Department
A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff’s Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a spare magazine across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”
“A rabbit?” the applicant exclaims. “Why do I have to shoot a rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”
LMAO, well it’s obvious a certain faux intellectual pipe smoker from Long Beach would not apply for that position..But I’m sure he’ll call you a racially insensitive man, and he will opine at length about your cruelty.. LMAO.
In the immortal words of Lenny Bruce: Fuck Him!
Uh, one question? That *pipe smoker* thing? Did you mean to say *wannabe bone smoker*??
Just askin’…