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A message to the Internet Blog Trolls

October 1st, 2009 . by TexasFred

A message to the Blog Trolls

Ian, Elmo, Libturd, Prissy, Thinking Meat, et al, pay very close attention to the following statement; your libber opinions are NOT welcome here, they will NOT be posted here, you and your opinions are THAT irrelevant. You are nothing more than TROLLS, as pictured above. :D

Troll: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. SOURCE

That is a perfect definition I believe. And before you start whining about your 1st Amendment rights being trampled on, I suggest you ALL learn a bit of constitutional law. You have NO 1st amendment rights on MY blog. Here, you are a visitor, and if past behavior is ANY indicator, you will always be an unpublished, and unwelcome visitor.

Your 1st Amendment rights apply to you on your own blog. If you want to call me names, bitch and moan about my views and so forth, great, I have NO problem with that, but do it on your own blog or web page, because it will NEVER be published here. My house, MY rules. The Castle Doctrine is a bitch huh?? :P

Some bloggers allow Trolls to shit on their carpet and smear it on their walls. Some very fine blogs have lost a lot of Conservative readership because of their belief that asshats like you have a right to free speech anywhere. I am NOT one of those bloggers!

So, here’s the bottom line, you can save your emails, I have you all set to send them back to YOU. I really like that option. Save your time in registering for this blog too, you will be deleted. Paid hosting is a wonderful thing. :twisted:

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34 Responses to “A message to the Internet Blog Trolls”

  1. comment number 1 by: StormWarning

    Are these really “troll, trolls?”

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    Yeah.. And I am really gonna *RAPE* RAPE the libber pukes.. :twisted:

  3. comment number 3 by: Vigilante

    Day–um Fred, you must be feelin bad. Was it the regular flu shot or the one the messiah has got picked out for you? hahaha
    Hope you get to feelin better my friend

  4. comment number 4 by: TexasFred

    Just the annual flu shot… I won’t take the Swine Flu shot, and neither will MANY Americans…

    You should have heard that far right wing nut-job that was giving shots, he said they were not going to give HIM one, he thinks it dangerous and not been well thought out and researched enough yet…

    I liked the guy!! He sounded a lot like ME!! :D

  5. comment number 5 by: Patrick Sperry

    Is there a blessing for the trolls? Yes, God bless the trolls, and keep them far away from us!

  6. comment number 6 by: Katie

    Damn Fred! That flu shot is one heck of a Bitch. You are more pissed off than I am & I’ve gone cold turkey from smoking only 10 days now.

  7. comment number 7 by: Gawfer

    Sometimes, troll are fun to mock and play with, but that usually ends up with fits of uncontrolable diarhea of the mouth, bad language, and good folks getting hit in the cross fire.

    It amazes me that there are so many people who go to contrary web sites for the sole purpose of being disagreable. I guess it’s lonely in their mom’s basement with the GI Joes and Barbies.

  8. comment number 8 by: Trencher

    @Katie wait until it’s been 3 years. I still get the craving when my brother and his family are around on the holidays. I play MMO’s to distract me.

    @Fred back when my blog was popular I used to let the trolls roam, but only if they brought something that was constructive as well as contraversal(can’t spell today, was at dentist and she got me doped up) to the table.

  9. comment number 9 by: TexasFred

    If they brought something interesting, constructive and useful to the table, they wouldn’t BE troll…

    From my Comments Policy:

    YOU are a guest on this blog, if you wish to remain as a welcome addition to this blog, please act accordingly.

    Constructive commentary is welcome on this blog, even commentary that is in disagreement with my position is welcome, as long as it is presented in a reasonable and sane manner, but be advised, no one will be allowed to comment here that comes into this blog and attempts to attack ME, MY beliefs, MY family, MY readers or members of the Military and/or Law Enforcement.

    If you do, you will be banned, it’s just that simple.

    The thing is, none of these asshats bring anything to the table other than libber drivel…

    I don’t need to hear their drivel or their opinions, I don’t need to be told that MY views don’t matter, I don’t need to be told that they are here to change ME and there’s no point in me even arguing MY position.

    Piss on the bastards, ALL of em… My house, my rules… I pay the bills here, and there are a great many folks that can, and DO say a lot of things I don’t necessarily agree with, BUT, they bring it to the table in a SANE manner and not like a pissed off wild SOW…

    And then the stupid asshats bitch about their FREE SPEECH being impeded, THAT is the one I love the most, when the libber loons show their ignorance regarding the constitution and it’s CORRECT interpretations…

  10. comment number 10 by: TexasFred

    @Gawfer… I just wish they’d wash off the Cheetos stains before they touch anything… :twisted:

  11. comment number 11 by: Trencher

    @TexasFred Oh wasn’t disagreeing. I totally agree with your position. I would get trollers that would bring up the subject of say like immigration and it’s impact on our daily lives with examples that would make them look like evil incarnate. Not for the sake of discussion, but just to get sympathizers stirred up. That happened allot actually. Kinda glad I finally shut it down. As fun as it was to watch I also got my share of a$$ clowns and nutters that would try their best to abuse my system. Got hacked a few times before I switched over to a different CMS and then changed the domain and wiped everything. Now my site has no direction at all. Sort of nice too, there’s no expectations either. :)

  12. comment number 12 by: BobF

    I once told someone that their Constitutional Rights end at my property line. Nobody has the right hold a religious service on my property. Nobody has to right to bring and read pornography on my property; no freedom of the press in my house. Nobody has the right to assemble on my property. Nobody has the right to carry a gun on my property but if your a law abiding American Citizen, you have my permission to carry one on my property. A blog is bought and paid for by its owner and therefor is their property. The only “right” we have on a blog is to follow the rules of its owner.

  13. comment number 13 by: HoosierArmyMom

    Well hooray for the Texan!!! I would think trolls to be very foolish to come here in the first place, but they have a saying about ignorant people just not knowing any better. LOL!!!

    I think I’ve had enough of being called the standard Saul Alinsky crap myself. Great post TF.

  14. comment number 14 by: Right Truth

    BobF makes a good point. As my husband recently told someone who came on our property without permission trying to take something, “You’ve got a lot of nerve. You MIGHT JUST GET SHOT.”

  15. comment number 15 by: TexasFred

    *Might get shot* is NOT a term we apply to thieves on our property in Texas… :twisted:

  16. comment number 16 by: TexasFred

    Yes Prissy, that IS called INSTANT DEATH PENALTY!! :P

  17. comment number 17 by: Silver Fox

    Texas justice is often quick and cheap—12 gauge shells not that expensive. I don’t fool with those little trolls anymore, can’t stop them from coming, but can quickly dispatch the worrisome little critters when they crawl out of their hole. I suspect if smell could be transmitted via the net we would know when they were comining.

  18. comment number 18 by: Katie

    I prefer a shotgun, rock salt and aiming for the area between the guy’s legs or his backside.

    That is a lesson they never forget!

  19. comment number 19 by: TexasFred

    Well Katie, I have to disagree with you on this one…

    If you must shoot, shoot for real, shoot CENTER MASS, put the SOB down, dead preferably…

    As Mr. Bill Jordan once said, “If you have to shoot some bad guy, you only want one story told, YOURS!”

    Dead men don’t sue you, their families might, and living where you do, they may win too, but here in Texas, they don’t stand a chance…

    Many years ago, when my son was 4 and his sisters were a year old, we were burglarized. I told them who the guy was, told em, “He’ll be at the hospital, I blew his balls up with a square kick that lifted him off the ground!”

    Dallas cops looks at me and says, “Sir, you DO know, we don’t charge any extra for picking up dead bodies? Next time, just shoot the bastard!”

    Words that I live by! :twisted:

  20. comment number 20 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    I love trolls.

    Great, and cheap, target practice. If you get them early enough in the season, then they aren’t so tough and only need to hang for three or four weeks before you can do anything with the meat.

  21. comment number 21 by: Silver Fox

    Is there a seaon, or are they classified as predators and have an open season year around. Actually, predator is too nice a word for this little varmits. I agree with cary, young is always better and can be fried up quickly—those old ones required a pressure cooker. And they are harder to skin. Damn, I ready to go hunting!!!!!

  22. comment number 22 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    Year round, no limit.

    They hatch in the spring, with especially large broods in the even years, especially in predominantly DemonRAT areas.

  23. comment number 23 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    Hey, Fred – upon closer inspection, the troll in the illustration has an anchor tat – is that a jab at our waterborne taxi drivers, or a slip of the pen? Most military I know don’t troll…

  24. comment number 24 by: HoosierArmyMom

    BI… it’s probably a Troll Poser. They like to pretend they are something worthwhile and put on the dog like they really are!

    TF, I hope you wake up in the morning feeling fit as a fiddle!

  25. comment number 25 by: TexasFred

    The anchor indicates that this particular troll is QUEER for seamen… :P

  26. comment number 26 by: Silver Fox

    Hate to be so trivial, but sure you misspelled Fred, know you meant to say “semen”

  27. comment number 27 by: TexasFred

    No, I meant it like it was spelled, he’s queer for squids… :P

  28. comment number 28 by: TexasFred

    Doesn’t bother me Dave, you’re a 2nd rate hack anyway, waiting for a comment to show is the least of my worries…

    LMAO… :P

  29. comment number 29 by: Robert

    Trolls like elmo, and meatbrain need to be shot on sight, but since they spend their waking hours huddled in mom’s basement banging their head against the wall screaming our names…Seeing them will never happen….Cowards are scared of the light, they are scared of truth and they really hate folks that hit em in the mouth with it…

    I let some through until I expose them as morons, then I have a fun way of dealing with them… I don’t have my register to comment selected at this time, but I have used it on occasion…These days it’s kind of dead with the trolls though, they got their wish, and they really have no answer for the debacle their guy is creating….Hard to argue facts when all you have is “What about Bush”… 9 months in office, the clusterfuck is all his…

  30. comment number 30 by: HoosierArmyMom

    Robert, meatbrain is a small, twisted frustrated little attention whore. Having been a Democrat all my life (up until several years ago when I “woke up”, I became an accidental blogger about 4 years ago. I aggravate meatbrain because I come from a totally different side of the argument. I even figured our “who” he really is since he got my name a long time ago and has put it up every time he posts about “what a liar” I am. The problem is, I’m not ashamed in any way about “who” I am or what I stand for. He’s a card carrying, narcissistic, psychotic little puke. Ignoring him is by far the funnest thing I do. You aren’t going to change someone that twisted and he uses his blog like a little cesspool to attack others. He only has a few readers… and why?… because the “normal, everyday people” aren’t attracted to that kind of drivel. He is just trying to appeal to his old running buddies in the SDS, Weather Underground, Black Panther Party, etc. He doesn’t have the magic or the message to “recruit others” to his sick thinking.
    But if you really want to annoy him… call him by his name… Terry! After well over a year, he tried to deny who he really is and act like I’m nuts. But he has yet to produce the “evidence” I and others asked for.

    Trolls have no power to expand their base because they have no “proof”. More and more people are waking up to the idea that the “old Democrat Party” has been taken over by sick outsiders. They aren’t the party of the working class that looks out for the interests of the “little guy”, but rather the Worker’s Party that destroys personal freedom. The Tea Party movement has taken everyday people off their comfy couches and is making them work for the knowledge that they should have had before they ever stepped into the voting booth last fall and the closer we get to the elections in 2010, the more these trolls will be shilling and on the attack. They don’t have the “truth” so attacking us personally and the Alinsky Playbook is ALL they have.

    I would love to see them all get what they deserve, but I think living in their insecure misery, especially now that they see that real Americans are waking up… well, that may well be their misery right there. Making this Marxist administration a “Lame Duck” in 2010 is going to be the best thing we can hope for. The waking up of regular citizens to exactly what their duty is in the voting process… well that is priceless.

  31. comment number 31 by: Gawfer

    OH! OKAY, I see how you roll, Boton.

    Next time you need a ride, call a zoomie. they’ll be sure to make your stay more comfortable… :twisted:

  32. comment number 32 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    Nah, zoomie food sucks. I’d much rather eat at a Navy mess than anywhere else.

  33. comment number 33 by: Silver Fox

    HAM, I looked at meatbrains blog last year and what a bunch of crap and the talk is well, right out of the gutter. Thats not surprising though considering thats where most of his readers must live.

  34. comment number 34 by: TexasFred

    Silver Fox, actually, he doesn’t have ANY readers, he gets his few hits from his trolling and when a hit shows up via trackback…

    If it weren’t for the people that he trolls going there occasionally to laugh their asses off at his stupidity, he would have a dead blog… :P