The Alabama Preacher

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.’

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic arose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

‘Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared!

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11 Responses to The Alabama Preacher

  1. Bushwack says:

    That aint funny Bish!

  2. Chicago Ray says:

    watchu tawkin ’bout Willis…. :)

  3. Wild Thing says:

    LMAO that is a good one .


  4. Ranando says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself…

  5. Debbie says:

    That’s so funny!

  6. Katie says:

    LOL. A good one Fred.

  7. The BoBo says:

    bwahahaha! Good one!

  8. MissBeth says:

    Good One! And a great cartoon as well!

  9. Jenn says:

    OMG classic!!!! Love it!

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