And then God created Texas

And then God created Texas

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?”

It’s a planet,” replied God, and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test Balance.”

Balance?” inquired Michael, “I’m still confused.”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. “For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.”

God continued pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?”

“That’s Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rolling hills and Prairies, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and the plains.”

Then God Said, “This is Texas , the center of America .

The people of Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”

God smiled, “I will create Washington, D.C. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.”

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2 Responses to And then God created Texas

  1. Bloviating Zeppelin says:

    DC: I have never seen the plethora of SELL-OUT cowards who mask themselves in suits and dresses as I have now, on both sides of the aisle.

    There is NO stopping the crash that is coming.

    It is simply too late.

    Such happiness on a Sunday.


  2. mrchuck says:

    Waiting for the Cowboy’s game that start’s this evening,,,, and as far as what I will do concerning the O’asshole,,, is clean my weapons, and wait and see just who wants to riot around my spread.
    Lot’s of hyperbole out there, and I have decided that it is best for me and my condition, is to let things simmer, let “boner” Boehner do what is necessary and also watch Mitch “the old bitch” McConnell sweat, and have a infarction.
    “My powder is dry”.

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