Uh, Mr. Obama, Sorry to bother you Sir…

Uh, Mr. Obama, Sorry to bother you Sir…

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you’re busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the country is very important and — ah — I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. OK, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once.

Oh, sorry Sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn’t think so…

Well, listen, anyway, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be “Not released” or “Not available.” I’m sure it’s just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere — oh wait. I’ll just read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “Not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records — Not available
9. Law practice client list — Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
12. Record of your baptism — Not available
13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?
15. Why were you getting “foreign student aid” as a college student?
16. Which countries “passport” did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?

Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can’t seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey — listen! I know you’re busy! If this is too much for you right now — I mean — tell you what. I’ll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you’re busy. I’ll just let myself out. I’ll be back tomorrow. And the day after…

What’s that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?

We, the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.


It’s a shame when a *joke* post can say more than all the editorial posts and pundits can say with tons of insightful verbosity.

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9 Responses to Uh, Mr. Obama, Sorry to bother you Sir…

  1. Robert says:

    Hell, I’d like that Muzzie bastard to answer just ONE of those questions…But I’m sure he will not…That’s a great post Frederick.

  2. Vigilante says:

    Only one thing wrong with that list Fred……………..
    the gorilla NOW has 26 attendants instead of 22.
    I wonder HOW many Cleopatra had?????????

  3. TexasFred says:

    Oh quit yer bitchin’ Vigilante, that’s HER way of stimulating the economy..

  4. Silver Fox says:

    Are those male attendants. Obama seems pretty much of a pussy to me. Does anyone think the answers to some of these many questions will come out one day? I’m beginning to wonder. I would think Chris Mathews would like to know more about his idol!

  5. Texasgal says:

    Too bad all of the above were not beat to death during the campaign until we got answers. Wonder when the majority of those that voted for him will realize just how badly they have been had? Even if we booted him this instant, he has already done so much damage it will take years to recover. Ah, do love the Colombo style questioning. Funny but sadly so true.

  6. BobF says:

    Somebody knows the answers to these questions and I wonder where they are. By somebody, I mead the administration and records clerks that process and file all the paperwork. When CBS had the forged military documents pertaining to Bush, besides bloggers, it was a former clerk/secretary who raised the BS flag on the documents. Considering Chicago Politics, I’m wondering if those clerks are still on this side of eternity?

  7. Texasgal says:

    Makes ya wonder. That is a lot of unanswered questions. Where are the investigative reporters? They can find all the dirt on Tiger Woods darn near overnight…..but for years no one can find any answers on Obama? Something is way rotten in Denmark. Time to throw out the garbage and the stink.

  8. Deron says:

    Hopefully come NOV 2010, we will have enough people in Office to get answers to these question. As President, George Bush could do nothing right according to the Democrats. He could have found a cure for Cancer and Aids at the same time and would be criticized by the Left. This piece of “SHIT” has done nothing but ruin “OUR” Country and he is like a savior to the idiots in the Democratic party. I would rather have Bill Clinton back in office or even Jimmy Carter, hell, at the very least, they are actually “AMERICAN CITIZENS” by birth. I know that is a little far fetched, but they are the lesser of two evils in this case. I will never understand why the people of this country cannot seem to wake up and smell the coffee. I hope by the time November elections arrive, that the ones that think they have been saved by the “Halfrican” realize that the only ones he cares about is his fellow Politicians and of course the Terrorist.

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