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The Democratic National Convention for 2008

August 25th, 2008 . by TexasFred
The Democratic National Convention for 2008

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free the Gitmo Freedom Fighters Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender- Former French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers: Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Barack Obama by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals: John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Michelle Obama

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill and Hillary ask Ted to drive Barack and Michelle home

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9 Responses to “The Democratic National Convention for 2008”

  1. comment number 1 by: Katie

    You forgot the ceremonial reading of the Koran, Fred. A big thing for the moonbats.

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  3. comment number 3 by: pat houseworth

    Guess we should all be expected to shed a tear for poor ol’ Teddy….or maybe we should all drink a fifth of Bourbon, and drive a mistress home?

    Screw Teddy, with the damage to lives and the murder of the unborn this SOB has his bloody hands on(not to mention Mary Jo), I could care less how much he suffers and when he rots in Hell….as for Denver, I feel sorry for the folks out there…the stench coming from that Mile High City has to be breath taking for the next 5 days…..wonder if the DNC will supply the citizens gas masks for the next week?

  4. comment number 4 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    Five days? A week? Stench like that goes deep - it will be hanging around for MONTHS!

  5. comment number 5 by: TexasFred

    Screw Ted Kennedy with a WIRE brush…

    Him, and every member of his sorry-assed libber family…

    That son of a bitch got by with MURDER, simply because he IS a Kennedy…

    I am waiting for the brain cancer to take control and for the demons to set in, I only hope he’s cognizant enough to scream out Mary Jo’s name when she comes to visit…

    Do I have a mean view of Kennedy?? I didn’t call for his assassination, so, I guess not…

  6. comment number 6 by: rgroland

    The Democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.

    In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking.

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  9. comment number 9 by: Patrick Sperry

    These arseholes…
    Ted, the swimmer? Rot in hell, but first I hope he has recurrent hallucinations about Mary Jo…

    I hope he hears the screams of agony that my friends yelled as they were being raped and could not effectively defend themselves because of laws he helped to pass.

    Ditto for those that were killed by thugs for the same reason…

    What has the DNC accomplished so far here in Denver? Well, there are more whores on Colfax Avenue than I have seen since the “Summit that Ate” was here.

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