Ho Ho Ho, Merry Imus!
April 11th, 2007 . by TexasFredThe only person happier than Larry Birkhead about the big announcement that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby is Don Imus. By the way, what’s the word for a woman who gives birth to a child of uncertain paternity?
English speakers in America need a rule book to tell us what people can say what words when, and under which set of circumstances. The rule book will be longer than the Patriot Act and will require weekly updates as new words and circumstances are added. Perhaps a Nasdaq-style ticker would be more efficient.
Depending on which TV show you tune into, what Imus said was wrong because: (1) His show goes out on FCC-regulated airwaves; (2) he regularly interviews people like Sens. John Kerry, John McCain and Joe Biden; (3) he spoke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner a few years ago; or (4) he’s not black.
Perhaps sensing that such constantly scrolling rules have a whiff of fascism about them, the scowling Miss Grundys of the world think they have hit on the perfect omnibus rule. They instruct us to “be nice.” (There’s a word for the grim Miss Grundys, but apparently I’m not allowed to use it. Sarah Silverman is. This will be all in the rule book.)
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Ho Ho Ho, Merry Imus!
OK, call me fickle, but once in a while I really like Ann Coulter and her take on things, and this is one of them…
She was raked over the coals recently for daring to refer to a certain Breck Girl as a *gasp* faggot, even if it was said in jest she was lambasted by all sides, but there is one thing about Coulter I really like, she didn’t apologize and kiss the ass of everyone in sight for doing so, she went on being her and didn’t pay any attention to the moonbats that wear their feelings on their sleeves…
I never took anything Imus said too seriously anyway, he’s an entertainer, sort of, he’s not much more than a shock jock for crying out loud, but what little respect I did have for him vanished when he started with all the ass kissing when he let the likes of Je$$ie Jack$on and Al $harpton run rough shod over him…
I may not always like everything Ann Coulter has to say but for damn sure, that blond headed ho hit this one right out of the park, kudos to you Ms. Coulter…
Disclaimer: This post is in no way intended to offend Ms. Coulter or to intimate that she may or may not be a blond headed ho nor does it intimate any sexual reference by the use of the word ‘ho’, and I am seriously betting Ms. Coulter would be laughing her ass off at the reference and disclaimer, it appears that she does have a sense of humor, thank God, it seems that many others don’t anymore…
And in the interest of truth in blogging, The Old Fat Bastard is signing off for the night, no disclaimer needed…
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Ever seen Imus sans cowboy hat? That one nappy headed ho right there. Oh darn was I not supposed to say that. Oh well, fire me.
Great Jenn, Fred thinks we are joined at the hip.. You leave comments while I talk via Yahoo!
As for Coulter, she’s generally right, just delivers a rough message for the libtards to understand.
Ann hit it right on the head with this one. If only the two Pharisees would worry more about the real problems the black community faces and not about what some 67 year old shock jock says. Wonder where I’ve heard women called ho’s before? Oh that’ right on BET with the porn they call music videos…
Ol’ Imus will be seen on the late night talk shows for a couple of weeks- then he’ll ride off into retirement city, where he belongs, anyway. All his sponsors dropped him like a hot potato…and they made the sign of the cross, just to be on the safe side, ’cause when Bro Jesse and Al go a’huntin’ for penance shekels, best not get noticed by those two.
Yeah, she has a good take on this.
Listen, we all know this was just a photo op for Jesse Jack and Big Al. Opportunists they are, Geeze…
JR
Let’s see. Other than whilte folks get a green light to spew whatever they want with no consequence, right Hymie Town Je$$e, and Diamond Merchant, Tawana Brawley Coverup Artist Al Shapton? Snowflake Whitey utters a few syllables that strike the wrong cord with professional whiners, extortionists and Ethnocrats and it’s national news. Go figure.
I guess I skipped school the day they taught about certain, special privleges - above and beyond those already granted us in the First Amendment - bestowed on other than white American’s.
The worse thing Imus can do to compound his situation, is to run to Je$$e, Al & Co. with his tail between his legs, begging foregiveness. Wimp.
I’m going out on a limb here, and you may want to censor me, but what the hay!
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho and one mo’ freaking Ho, fo’ the road.
And NO, it ain’t Christmas, and I’m not Santa Claus, at least not until December 25th. Ho. Cool Blog, Tex. Catch you later.
Censor you?? Hell, it’s the best comment of the entire thread you nappy headed ho you…
Imus is one more white man swingin from the tree of white guilt and he won’t be the last now that the Jackson Sharpton racebaiter squad has another victim to boast of.
Hey Tex,
Thanks for the kind words, and NO, I am not a Nappy headed…whatever. Nappy minded, perhaps. Probably. More than likely. Screw it I am. Big damn deal. I’ll sue somebody, just for sport.
There is a chance I may have other than “white” blood in my heritage, whatever that may be. I’m half Sicilian, (the other half is…Irish, lots of fun growing up with that tag in New York and Boston) you know, that little, often invaded island between Italy’s mainland, and Northern Africa’s coast. Does that give me license to rant and rave about Nappy Headed Ho’s with no repercussions? Maybe. At least I can say I am a member of the Legitimate Businessman’s Association, importing olive oil, right? And if little old me was to embark on a racial meltdown, what the hell is Je$$e going to do? Send me to bed with no TV and dessert? He’s the biggest Ho of all.
Despite my heritage, I regard myself as 100% American, and thank God my ancestors climbed aboard those ships destined for America. And whenever I hear about blacks and descendants of slaves demanding reparations and special set asides, all I need to do is remind them that compared to the Irish, the blacks had a tea party, and didn’t freaking complain.
I never met a slave, have you? Didn’t think so.
Keep up the good posts.
Your Unaplogetic Friends At The Free State Of PIG That Never Backs Down From Stating Our Opinions And Excersing Our First Amendment Rights
I really liked Ann’s commentary, but that aside, all I can say is Welcome to the PC Witch Hunt.
There are few things that I despise more than the “Politically Correct” virus that has taken hold of our country.