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Dedicated to The Obamessiah and his Democrats

October 13th, 2008 . by TexasFred

Dedicated to The Obamessiah and his Democrats

This is an ode to The Obamessiah, the Chosen One, chosen by the MSM, sprung from the seed of a corrupt ACORN and the closest thing to the anti-Christ we’ve seen to date!

Christopher Columbus, was the greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, and returned not knowing where he had been.

And he did it all on borrowed money.

Over 3,000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.” Nearly 3,000 years later Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels,sit on your asses and light up a camel - this is the promised land.”

Now, Barack HUSSEIN Obama is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels and mortgage the promised land.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a very generous contribution to the worthwhile project.

P.S. It is said that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, halts productivity, covers up a bunch of pricks, and it gives a false sense of security.


Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.
He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories,
He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party,
He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment.

Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line, I Shall Not Go Hungry.

Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes,
My Expenses Runneth Over My Income,
Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me All The Days Of My Life.

The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room.

I Am Glad I Am an American,
I Am Glad That I Am Free.
But I Wish I Was A Little Dog
And Obama was A Tree.

Any that wish to use this or to re-post it, please do, I stole it too!

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5 Responses to “Dedicated to The Obamessiah and his Democrats”

  1. comment number 1 by: Kate

    A Great Dane comes to mind. :)

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    A BIG pile of dog crap?? :?

  3. comment number 3 by: Kate

    Heh. Yep, right on the “tree’s” roots!

  4. comment number 4 by: Bluto

    What’s the difference between Obama and a pile of dog sh*t?

    The little curly hairs on top.

  5. comment number 5 by: Ode to Obama « Conservative Libertarian Outpost

    [...] stolen from TexasFred [...]

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