How did the human race start?
October 23rd, 2008 . by TexasFredHow did the human race start?
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked: ‘How did the human race start?’
Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve. They had children; and so was all mankind made.’
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl went to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.’
The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’
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Damn….
Rob, here’s the deal….
I am tired of the bullshit… I am tired of the accusations… I am tired of the goddamned hypocrisy of the leftist, libbers, ACLU, NAACP, Commies, Marxists, Socialists, the nappy headed ho’s, ALL of it…
For 8 goddamned years we have heard Bush called McChimpy, Bush-Hitler, The Chimperor, all kind of shit…
We see the left BLAST Sarah Palin, the “Sarah Palin is a Cunt” T-Shirts that are popping up all over, all of THAT bullshit…
Let these leftist sons a bitches call me a racist… Let their hypocrisy be exposed… Screw em ALL, save 6 for pall bearers, THIS IS WAR!!
I totally understand that Fred. Unfortunately the current generation is oblivious to the history of our nation. They are not about “Doing for country” they are about “Country needs to do for me” They are going to elect ONE that thinks like they do.
Socialism’s best friend is LIBERALISM. And since LIBERALS are the army of the Democrats, they have been attacking everything America stands for…WAR is right Fred.
We are in a war for retention of our nation. Once Obama gets elected it is all over.. Like the Soviet Union, Germany and all the other “Experiments” in governance that have failed so will we. America is CAPITALIST… It has served us well but some folks don’t want to work for anything…. THAT is the caveat. America is the Greatest nation on earth IF you are willing to work hard and do unto others.. IF not you will be wanting.
OH FRED! You are SO RIGHT though! ALL MY LIFE I’ve been told, read, and seen outrageously funny and hysterical blonde jokes, redneck jokes, Texas jokes, farmer jokes, girl jokes, honkey jokes, cracker jokes, religious jokes, etc. I’ve laughed at most of them…WHY…THEY WERE FREAKING FUNNY!…THAT’S WHY!
I’ve never been offended by them (the ones in fair taste that is)… any joke way out there like Sarah’s C-Word shirts…is over the line obviously…but still…you catch my drift! I’ve always been proud to be blonde, redneck, Texan, and etc…I like the jokes.
I TOO AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR JOKES BEING FUNNY…BUT OH HELL…I CANNOT TELL ONE…I’M A RACIST…OR I’M MEAN! Skin needs to be THICK. Sticks & Stones…remember?
Hypocricy is EXACTLY THE CORRECT WORD! We can all LAUGH, and JOKE WITH EACH OTHER…not AT each other! Screw the whining libs!
HAHAHA…That is some funny stuff!!!
Needed a good laugh tonight - thanks, TexasFred!!!