EL DORADO, Kan. (AP) - A missing Kansas boy’s adoptive parents, who failed to report his disappearance for nearly a decade, are considered “people of interest” in the case as authorities expand their search nationwide, a sheriff said Monday.

Investigators were focused on finding Adam Herrman, who was 11 when he disappeared in 1999 from a mobile home park in Towanda where he lived, Butler County Sheriff Craig Murphy said.

Authorities only recently learned he was missing, and would not say whether they believed he was still alive.

“We are working it as if it is a death - but we are not leaning one way or the other,” Murphy said.

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Search begins for Kansas boy missing 10 years

OK, this story is in NO WAY a funny story but my 1st reaction was “What the hell?”, the boy has been missing for 10 years and the search is just now underway? Too soon maybe? What the hell?

Then I clicked on the link and got the story. It seems to me that the MSM is drastically lacking in the skilled writers department! Talk about a deceiving headline. But, maybe they do that to get you to actually READ their stories. There has to be a method to the madness and that’s the only one I can come up with.

And then there’s this:

Eating Less Thwarts Middle-Aged Weight Gain

Lots of experts disagree over the seemingly obvious notion of keeping weight off by trying to eat less – a debate that centers on whether the practice backfires, leading to binging and weight gain.

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Eating Less Thwarts Middle-Aged Weight Gain

Brilliance!! Sheer brilliance I tell you. Who would have figured that out? Pure *rocket science*.

If I eat less I won’t be so fat. Who’d a thunk it??