Sarah Palin’s Rice Krispies Bubbles don’t go snap, crackle, pop..they go “Oh shit…quiet!!!..here she comes..”

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.

Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.

Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth.

Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.

Alaskan wolf packs give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.

Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

We’ll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her.

Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

Little-known fact: “Sarah Palin” is an adopted name. Her birth name is unknown, but her brother’s birth name was “Kal-El.”

Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2

When Sarah Palin smiles, Chuck Norris hides.

Sarah Palin doesn’t need to hunt bears, they give her their skins and then beg for mercy.

A deadly snake bit Sarah Palin once..after three days of nausea, pain, vomiting, chills, fever and convulsions….the snake died.

Sarah Palin, she makes Wonder Woman look like a wimp!

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) - John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin said Monday that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant, an announcement campaign aides said was aimed at rebutting Internet rumors that Palin’s youngest son, born in April, was actually her daughter’s.

A statement released by the campaign said that Bristol Palin will keep her baby and marry the child’s father. Bristol Palin’s baby is due in late December.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents,” Sarah and Todd Palin said in the brief statement.

The disclosure of the pregnancy came on the opening day of the Republican National Convention, scaled back because of Hurricane Gustav, and three days after McCain named Palin as his running mate. Other news was likely to overshadow the disclosure.

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Palin says 17-year-old daughter is pregnant

It’s a good thing that the Palin’s are a solid Conservative and Christian family, otherwise we’d be hearing about Bristol Palin having had an abortion.

Several of the most vile Dem/Libber blogs are going absolutely apeshit over Bristol being pregnant, like it’s never happened to anyone one their side of the aisle.

My question for the Libbers is this; are you so upset because she’s pregnant or because she is keeping the baby? I am guessing that keeping a baby like this just goes against the grain for the moonbat baby killers.

My hat is off to Sarah Palin and her family for their decision to keep the child, and to Bristol for her decision to marry the father of the child. I know, 1st hand, what it’s like to have a baby surprise, one of my daughters is 20, her son, my wonderful grandson, is 4. You can do the math.

I don’t approve of this behavior, not in any way, but it happens, and it happens to the best of families. The big difference is this, GOOD families accept it, deal with it and raise a child with all the love in their hearts. That’s what we did, and I am sure that’s what the Palin family is going to do as well.

And for once I have got to say something in praise of Barack Obama, so mark this up and never forget the fact that I DO give credit where credit is due.

Sen. Obama made a statement regarding Bristol Palin and said that this is a family matter and one that his campaign should consider to be completely off limits, and then went on to further say that anyone involved in his campaign that DID make an issue of it would be fired.

Sen. Obama showed a great bit of compassion and common sense with that statement. I hope he is a man of his word.

I had to make this post today, even with all that I have going on with my own family. I had to do it because not only are we seeing the unmitigated hypocrisy of the left, I have seen one so-called Conservative site engaging in reverse hate speech against Sen Obama, saying that he likely ordered the verbal attacks on Palin.

I may be a lot of things but I try to be fair, if I attack Obama, or anyone else for that matter, it will be over FACTS, not hatred or assumptions based on that hatred. Conservatives are supposed to be better than that.