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To ALL of my Low Class Redneck friends.

June 15th, 2008 . by TexasFred

We have been called REDNECK, BEER DRINKING, NASCAR LOVING, BACK WOODS, HILLBILLY, PORCH SITTING, GUN TOTING, CRACKERS, DAMNED-FOOL, CRACKER AIRHEAD, FAT-ASSED MURDERING NAZIS and RACISTS simply because WE want to stand up for America while there is still an America to stand up FOR.

And to those accusations I say: IF my standing up for America makes me all of that, then I wear the title of REDNECK proudly, and I hope all my FRIENDS enjoy this little musical thank you!!

We may not be PhD’s, we’re not FAUX Intellectuals, we don’t live in Ivory Towers and we’re NOT hypocrites, we KNOW what we are, we love our families, our homes and our nation, we’re REAL Conservatives, not RINO posers and we’re proud of it too!!

God Bless America, God Bless Texas and God Bless each and every one of you wonderful AMERICAN REDNECKS!!

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17 Responses to “To ALL of my Low Class Redneck friends.”

  1. comment number 1 by: Kate

    And I must say….I’m damn proud to be in that “classification” with ya Fred!

    Hey, you forgot “cracker airhead”! :)

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    I don’t think he said ‘airhead’, but I got ‘cracker’… :P

  3. comment number 3 by: Kate

    Yup….. “damned-fool cracker airhead”. Reckon I need a refill….where’s the air pump???


  4. comment number 4 by: RTaylor

    Great tribute - and many thanks from your friends down here in South Arkansas!
    Happy Father’s Day, by the way….

  5. comment number 5 by: elephant forum

    From one Florida Cracker to a Texas Cracker…Thanks Fred!
    Happy Father’s Day to all the Beer Drinking, Porch Sittin, Overall wearin, 10 gallon hat wearin, Gun carrying, Pickup driving, BBQ eatin, GOD fearing Dads out there.

    God Bless
    Aaron - Elephant Forum

  6. comment number 6 by: nunoftheabove

    From now on, I will wear the badge of honor as a proud ‘cracker.”

  7. comment number 7 by: GUYK

    Hmmm, I’m a porch sittin’, gun totin, ‘overall wearin’, pickup drivin’, BBQ eatin’ type I reckon…but my hat is one of them fuck you hats..if you don’t like my hat fuck you. And I don’t drink no beer no more..and me and my creator get along just need to fear the crazy bitch..she is just a woman and all ya gotta do is understand that there ain’t no understanding women. No need to be afraid..just be damn shore ya gotta place to hide. But I do wear boots with my overalls…if whatin I ain’t bare footed

    Now if all this makes me a redneck..well I reckon so. I already had it figured anyway because I have this problem converting my think into writing what some of them elite
    academia snobs can read..but the dumb sumbitches still don’t understand..they can read writing but that don’t mean they can grasp the concept..

  8. comment number 8 by: Patrick Sperry

    Yup, guess all that is true about me. I’m not fat, but, yes I do drink Blue Ribbon beer some times.
    Happy Red Neck Fathers day to everyone here! :D

  9. comment number 9 by: BigDadGib

    I do not think I am a person with a neck of red but thank you anyway.
    I must go now, my laundry I have hanging on each side of my flat bed trailer is dry now and I got to get them before I go through this next scale house.

  10. comment number 10 by: rightturnyourturn

    Enjoyed this Fred. So true.

  11. comment number 11 by: Jo

    Happy Fathers Day Fred…and Fred’s readers that are dads.
    I have always heard the word honky bandied about by those other people that are not like me and some throw the word redneck around like it’s an insult….
    Oh well…not everyone can rise to the level of a true conservative.
    By the way….I think I’m the only redneck in the world that HATES Nascar and everything to do with racing.
    Gonna duck my head down and slink outa this thread now…….

  12. comment number 12 by: TexasFred

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  13. comment number 13 by: Right Truth

    There are “rednecks” and then there are “rednecks”.  You know what I mean… There’s YOU and ME, and those who have commented here.  We are people who are informed, active in the political process, active in trying to improve our beautiful beloved country, who want to return to true Conservative values….Then there are rednecks like my niece (sorry to say), who cares nothing for anything except having what she wants.  Oh, she wears Confederate flags on all of her clothing, t-shirts, beach towel, butt of her shorts… She drives a pick-up truck (my brother bought for her, keeps maintained for her, buys gas for)….You get the idea.  There are true American rednecks and then there are those who pretend.

  14. comment number 14 by: Wild Thing

    It is an honor to know you and thanks for this and all you do. From a girl that lived in Texas for 5 wonderful years.

  15. comment number 15 by: Cary

    You can take the REDNECK out of the woods, but there will always be some woods in the REDNECK!<br><br>YEE-Haaaaw!

  16. comment number 16 by: Basti

    I take umbrage with the NASCAR car thing!  I do not like NASCAR, except for the wrecks.  The rest of what you said is however true.

  17. comment number 17 by: Bushwack

    I am proud to be a REDNECK, I let folks know right away I am just about as REDNECK as you can get and still live in a HOUSE with indoor plumbing.

    Great videos and Don’t let those “So-Called Intellectuals” get to you, while they are sitting in class talking about how things are from what they READ, Folks like you and several of others and to some degree me, LIVE, SEE and UNDERSTAND the way things ARE!

    Great videos, and I am not a country music fan.