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U.N. Urged to Take Action Against Killer Asteroids

November 26th, 2008 . by TexasFred

U.N. Urged to Take Action Against Killer Asteroids

VIENNA, Austria — It is disaster planning on a galactic scale: Space experts want to come up with a contingency plan on what to do in case a killer asteroid collides with Earth.

The experts, including former American astronaut Rusty Schweickart, told U.N. officials Tuesday that the international community needs a plan to counter so-called Near Earth Objects in advance of the potential catastrophe.

Deflecting asteroids — or at least evacuating people in areas where they might strike — could save millions of lives.

“This is a natural disaster, which is larger, potentially, than any other natural disaster we know of,” Schweickart said. “However, it is preventable … that’s a very important thing to keep in mind. But it is our responsibility to take action to do that.”

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U.N. Urged to Take Action Against Killer Asteroids

OK, there is NOT so much as ONE word that I can say concerning the U.N. that will be considered as *nice*, so, with that said…

The U.N., aka: Useless Numbnutz, can’t do anything ON EARTH to make things better. They have crapped out in Darfur. They are totally useless in the Congo. World hunger abounds. There are wars and insurgencies all over the globe. The Somali pirates are acting like Long John Silver raiding the High Seas.

All of this and the Useless Numbnutz can’t do 1 damned thing to rectify the worlds problems, not in any way.

If we have to rely on the U.N. to save the globe from *SPACE THREATS*, we, as a nation, a world and a people, are totally screwed!!

If there’s a killer asteroid about to hit the earth I can do just as much as the U.N. can to prepare you for impact.

OK, here’s what you need to do. Walk to the center of the room. Bend over. Place your head between your legs. Kiss your ASS goodbye.

This is a public service announcement from TexasFred and the TexasFred News Network!

Cross Posted at Reject the U.N.

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9 Responses to “U.N. Urged to Take Action Against Killer Asteroids”

  1. comment number 1 by: Syd

    Yeah, but I’d say that’s a pretty good thing for them to get themselves tied up with. If they get that one figured out then they can move on to finding Jimmy Hoffa and developing a perpetual motion machine.

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    Damn Syd…

  3. comment number 3 by: Malinda777

    Is there something in the water these people drink that Conservative minded folks just happen to be immune to or what?

    Hopefully if a killer asteroid does come, the Good Lord will bless us with it hitting the UN or Washington DC during the middle of a congressional session. That might just be the only thing that CAN save millions of lives…our million lives…we need saving from them!

  4. comment number 4 by: Pat Houseworth

    “Beam Them Up Scotty”

  5. comment number 5 by: Carl Andrews

    Now I know what to get on Black Friday.
    If the UN is in charge, I’m gonna buy a hardhat!

  6. comment number 6 by: Katie

    And next it will be protection from Aliens. These moonbats are crazier than normal.

  7. comment number 7 by: Patrick Sperry

    Guess those folks watch the History Channel also…

  8. comment number 8 by: BobF

    Your advice on what to do is exactly the same given my by a Master Sergeant when I was a young Airman. He told me that if I ever see the nuclear armed alert B-52’s take off, I was to bend over, place my head between my legs, and kiss my ass goodbye because we’re going to war; nuclear war.

  9. comment number 9 by: PrivatePigg

    If the UN ’saves’ us from the asteroid, then guess who is available to set up the new world order that inevitably falls into place?

    I say let the asteroid come, destroy most of earth, a few people will survive, and a basic, rudimentary civilization with flourish. Just what wee need. Start from scratch.