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Nancy Pelosi, 4th in line for the Presidency

February 5th, 2009 . by TexasFred

EDIT: Yeah, it happens, on occasion I make a mistake. Pelosi is 2nd in line to assume the presidency. I’m not going to change the title, it’s already a HOT link but in all fairness, it wasn’t MY fault, I was figuring my taxes and TurboTax messed up… Yeah, that’s it, TurboTax ate my homework too, damn you TurboTax!

Now we ALL know that Nancy Pelosi is as dumb as a box of rocks, that has been exhibited on numerous occasions, but I never heard of anyone being ‘dumber than soap’. Must be a regional thing.

Maybe Pelosi is getting addle-brained in her old age, maybe it’s time for the old bat to give it up and stay home drinking wine or making bread. She damn sure doesn’t need to be 2nd in line to the presidency of the United States of America. Making gaffs like this, more than once from what I understand, just doesn’t look good.

The USA has a population of 303,824,640 (July 2008 est.), that figure comes from a 10 second Google search. You would think that someone in the position of Speaker of the House would get the facts straight BEFORE they spoke!

And we ALL know that the Dem/Libbers are going to say we’re just picking on poor OLD Nancy, she only made a ‘misspeak‘, well, what did the Dems and Libbers say every time GWB made one of his famous ‘misspeaks‘?? Is it just me or is turnabout fair play?

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10 Responses to “Nancy Pelosi, 4th in line for the Presidency”

  1. comment number 1 by: Patrick Sperry

    Three heart beats away from a person dumber than a box of Alcatraz rocks being the single most powerful person on earth.

    Only in America!

  2. comment number 2 by: Pat Houseworth

    You gotta wonder what the average IQ is for dolts like Nanny State Pelosi, Ted The Swimmer Kennedy and Harry Dickweed, are?

    I bet if you tossed all three of em’ in a untied sack, they couldn’t figure their way out.

  3. comment number 3 by: Bloviating Zeppelin

    Living in Fornicalia, I can be SO proud today.

    BZ

    P.S:

    A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

    ‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

    ‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

    ‘What sort of question?’ asked Pelosi.

    Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

    Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

  4. comment number 4 by: TexasFred

    Damn BZ… Just.. Well… Damn… :|

    Ya know, she IS an idiot, that’s obvious, but what can be said about the assholes that keep voting her back into office…

  5. comment number 5 by: TheGunGeek

    Hold on just a second. Nancy is NOT the FOURTH in line for the presidency. Oh, no, it’s MUCH worse than that. She’s SECOND IN LINE for the presidency.

    Obama is currently in the position.
    Biden is first in line as VP.
    SanFranNan is second in line as Speaker of the House.
    HilldeBeast is third in line as Secretary of State.

    Look at that list and then tell me you aren’t praying that Obie stays safe…

  6. comment number 6 by: TexasFred

    You are correct, 2nd, my error, I knew better but my fingers were malfunctioning… :P

    Obama
    Biden
    Pelosi
    The Klan Guy
    Soforth and so on

  7. comment number 7 by: BobF

    That’s what I wonder about, the a-holes that keep voting her into office. Same thing in the Northeast with anyone related to the Kennedy’s. Can you imagine the type of people that continually return Barney Frank to office?

  8. comment number 8 by: TexasFred

    Damn Bob… LMAO… Surely NOT?? :D

  9. comment number 9 by: WashingtonArmory.com

    Dumb as soap: fred I think I might be able to shed a little light here. you have to remember that the major makeup (No offense BZ I know you are in the minority there) is like granola. What is not fruits and nuts are flakes. none of whom (the crunhcy granola types) bathe. so therefore soap to them is stupid. (they prefer to “hide the stink” with Patchouli) Hence “Dumber than Soap”

    Michael B.

    “Washington Armory”

  10. comment number 10 by: TexasFred

    Damn, and who says you can’t learn anything from Blogs?? :P