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Breaking News: The TRUTH about Nancy Pelosi!

May 14th, 2009 . by TexasFred

Breaking News: The TRUTH about Nancy Pelosi!

This just in to the TexasFred News Network – We have irrefutable proof – How to tell if Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is lying!

Her lips are ALMOST MOVING!

The botox has frozen her expressionless face, this is an OLD picture of the witch from San Fransissyco, I don’t think she allows recent pictures of that wreck she calls a face, but the botox can’t stop the body language and voice inflection.

Somehow, in the back of my mind, I can picture 4 or 5 guys sitting around a small table, in a cramped room, in the bowels of CIA Headquarters, saying, “That bitch just told the nation that WE lied to her… She has got to go!!”

Operation *Remove the Wicked Witch* has commenced! :twisted:

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15 Responses to “Breaking News: The TRUTH about Nancy Pelosi!”

  1. comment number 1 by: cary - Botan Ichihara

    There exists a short list of people you don’t want to piss off for no reason:

    - Fast food workers
    - Postal workers
    - CIA members

    What a silly old lady.

  2. comment number 2 by: Snooper

    Well. I posted on this as well and I have been commenting around the blogosphere the following: Nancy declared war on the Spook Corps and the Spook Corps does not lose…ever.

    Sooner or later, Czarbie is going to have to throw her under the bus. He will not survive the coming power play if he doesn’t cool her jets. He’s stuck and he knows it.

  3. comment number 3 by: ChicagoRay

    good one, old frozen wicked wench of the west is knee deep now, keep up the attacks while she’s down until she’s out.

  4. comment number 4 by: BobF

    This woman is third in line for the Presidency of the United States. She claims she wasn’t briefed or fully understood the briefings she received. If she didn’t fully understand those briefings, how can she be expected to understand briefings she may receive as President?

  5. comment number 5 by: GM Roper

    Ahhh, the JOYS of Schadenfreude!

  6. comment number 6 by: hardheadedtexan

    Somebody please put a saddle on her broom so she can get the hell out. Send her to Gitmo.
    This Botox Bitch just gets deeper and deeper. haha And I’m loving it. So now it’s Botox Bitch Witch speaker against the CIA. haha.
    Is Pelosi on the Terrorist list?

  7. comment number 7 by: Malinda777

    OMG!!! I watched this LIVE before work this morning. I was laughing out loud (amidst the puking LOL)! This woman has totally jumped off her rocker! She’s gonna sit back all alone out in front of the freaking CIA and their BUILDINGS FULL of lawyers, analysts, detailed data storage people and record keepers and call them out as liars??? WHEW….she’s bitten off something bigger than she can chew!

    What scares me though…is the Lib media and the current administration that will DO ANYTHING to keep their power and all their little secrets away from day’s light…will somehow cover it all up for her and it will all go away… I hope I’m wrong… Oh how sweet it is to watch the carnage when the evil mighty do fall :)

  8. comment number 8 by: TexasFred

    It’s NOT the lawyers, analysts, detailed data storage people and record keepers the old bat needs to worry about… :twisted:

  9. comment number 9 by: Vigilante

    I would say the botox queen should not go riding anytime soon in an open convertible, but I’m not going to.

  10. comment number 10 by: hardheadedtexan

    So the Demoliar’s stated that the CIA is out to get them too.
    Democrats: CIA is out to get us

    And Pelosi stated that the CIA misled her. AWWWW.
    It backfired on her. I wouldn’t give her a tissue to wipe a tear. If her cold heart has any feelings in it. That’s what happens when you act like your Shit Don’t Stink.

  11. comment number 11 by: mrchuck

    You know Fred, I’m an old fart now, but once was a Captain MACV-SOG,,, and this old witch has not any idea what the CIA can do Stateside or International.
    Her lies, and there have been many, have caught up with her. I expect the Obama Administration will make her retire very soon. She is an embarassment to Obama. A Huge one. She won’t go out lightly, But mark my words, she will be gone 1 year from now.

    THEN, someone will walk up behind her and give her an “induced heart attack”. Then the bastards will attend her funeral.

  12. comment number 12 by: maggiesnotebook

    I so want to think she is in big trouble and that she might go down in flames, but I’ve thought this so many times, about so many issues, and it just never happens.

    I hope this will be the time, although I do hope that her kidneys fail, or any other similar scenario.

  13. comment number 13 by: TexasFred

    FLASH NEWS: Hey Dems, if the Agency is out to *get you*, they will… :twisted:

  14. comment number 14 by: ozarkguru

    I guess we are all in agreement!

    I posted the following story: Pelosi Earns the “Seal of the Liar” A fantastic image included from Founding Bloggers.

    Pelosi is going to get her “clock cleaned” by the CIA.

  15. comment number 15 by: Mr Pink Eyes

    This has been trully fun and somehow satisfying to watch. Every day that she twists in the wind and every day that she comes up with a new story that gets shot down I enjoy it more and more.