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Colombo - The Case of the Missing Obama Files

June 26th, 2009 . by TexasFred
Colombo - The Case of the Missing Obama Files

I’m not sure Colombo could get to the bottom of this one! But since
We Now Have A Total Gangster Government, maybe it’s time to get a REAL cop on the job and investigate this BS!

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um … I know you’re busy and important and stuff. I mean running the county is very important and — ah — I hate to bother you Sir. I will only take a minute. OK Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know no big deal, just some loose ends and things. Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry Sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn’t think so…

Well, listen, anyway, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be “Not released” or “Not available.” I’m sure it’s just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are — I — I have them written down here somewhere — oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you..

Could you please help me find these things Sir:
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “Not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records — Not available
9. Law practice list — Not released
10. Certified Copy of (original) Birth certificate — Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
12. Record of your baptism — Not available

Oh and one more thing, Sir, I can’t seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh but, hey — listen! I know you’re busy! If this is too much for you right now — I mean — tell you what. I’ll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, y’ know? I mean, I know you’re busy. I’ll just let myself out. I’ll be back tomorrow. And the day after…

What’s that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?

We, the People of the United States of America! You know- the ones that vote.

We, The People! Yeah, us, the voters, the guys that are being raped right and left by the GANGSTER establishment in Washington, D.C.

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6 Responses to “Colombo - The Case of the Missing Obama Files”

  1. comment number 1 by:

    Here is a disputed Selective Service form.

    Obama’s Draft Registration Raises Serious Questions

  2. comment number 2 by: BobF

    Dr Manning, a Preacher in Harlem, says they won’t release Obama’s college records because in them it would say he’s an exchange student from Indonesia.

    As an American Citizen, he would have to have a Draft Card.

    What I’m wondering is; where are the clerks? By “clerks” I mean the admission personnel, record clerks, recorders, and administrative people who have or had access to these records. They supposedly came out of the woodwork when it concerned Bush. How come none of them have spoken up either for or against Obama? Since these folks are, in the most part, as far as government is concerned, insignificant, it makes one wonder if they’re still around to tell what they know or saw.

  3. comment number 3 by:

    This is Obambi’s idea of “transparent” government. You can’t see anything.

  4. comment number 4 by: ChicagoRay

    Hidden, dead and buried by a good old Chicago style criminal enterprise who know how to exploit the dead and make dead information better than anyone else in crooked government….

  5. comment number 5 by: Bloviating Zeppelin

    And Fred, it only gets better:

    The Demorats ARE about to push through their business-killing “cap & trade” TAX that will cost Americans BILLIONS; and in THIS economy.

    They ARE going to go for “immigrant reform” and the GOPers like Lindsay Graham and, of course, John McCain are going for it. WHO, the Demorats are afraid, MAY through a wrench in that deal? The organized UNIONS, customarily in lockstep with ANYthing the Demorats want.

    And, of course, ObamaKare.

    ALL of this shit is getting shoved up the ass of America.


  6. comment number 6 by: extex_cop

    It appears he lies on any and all of the forms…that is if you can find them. One of his lies was on his 2008 IRS Tax return. On the line for occupation he wrote ‘ President ‘ and his wife put down ‘ First Lady ‘. Now correct me if I’m wrong here….but he was sworn in on Jan. 20, 2009….at at no time during the year 2008 was he ever the President of the United States. I bet if I lied on my tax return they would pick me up and throw me in jail….but then again I’m not a Democratic Politician that can get away with errors on my tax return.