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I have an Announcement to make…

October 4th, 2007 . by TexasFred

My fellow Americans:

I am thinking of making a run for the office of President of the United States of America, and I need your help, campaigns are not cheap and I am not a wealthy man, but, I am not owned by the BIG BUSINESS cabal nor am I beholding to the Globalist One World Government organizations of Europe either…

I am an America 1st kind of guy and I would take America back to the position of respect that it should never have been allowed to lose, I will put an end to the Taliban and al-Qaeda, one way or another, I will end any thoughts of terrorism against this nation, terrorist nations will fear the USA and that fear will keep them in check because they WILL know the that the consequences will be devastating…

I will order the immediate securement of our international borders and our coastlines by activating the National Guard for the job that they are intended…

I will order the immediate round up of ALL ILLEGALS in this nation and their deportation will take place forth-wit…

I will begin an immediate increase of forces in Iraq, we will take total control of the nation and we will seize ALL the oil, the Dems can congratulate themselves for THAT idea, that was their accusation, I will make it a reality…

I will make announcements indicating that we, the USA, WILL retaliate to ANY provocation and that retaliation will be devastating on a biblical scale, why have it and not use it once in a while??

The money this nation will save from the CHEAP OIL we take from Iraq will go to fund programs for our disabled Veterans and physically disabled citizens, reasonable social programs will not only continue but will, in some instances, be expanded to help those truly in need, but there will be an immediate evaluation of ALL welfare programs and anyone that is capable of working WILL be working, or they’ll be hungry, and hunger is a great motivator, welfare cheats will be shot…

Entitlement based on race will be done away with immediately, ALL men and women will be equals in the business world and you qualifications and abilities will be your security, color means nothing, WHO can do the job. THAT is all that matters…

I have been a blogger for a while now and I have become pretty political in the process, I will name my VP and Cabinet/Advisers from the Conservative blogosphere, I am firmly convinced that we can do a better job than the moonbats we have in office now, my choices for VP, Cabinet and Advisers are as follows:

Vice President: American and Proud
Sec. of Defense:
Long Live the Republic
Sec. of State:
Jenn of the Jungle
Sec. of Education:
Sec. of Agriculture:
Agriculture in America
Dept. of Justice:
Bloviating Zeppelin
Dept. of Commerce:
The Ranando Report
Sec. of Transportation:
American Truckers at War
Dept. of Energy:
Radioactive Liberty
Veterans Affairs:
Charming, Just Charming
Homeland Security:
Big Dog’s Weblog
Housing and Urban Development:
Big White Hat
Isn’t it Rich
Dept. of Labor:
Demediacratic Nation
Health and Human Services:
ARRA News Service
Dept. of the Interior:
Planck’s Constant
U.N. Ambassador:
Press Secretary:
Basti Says
Presidential Adviser:
Isn’t it Rich (My Rove)

OK folks, there it is, my thoughts and ideas, my plans and a list of the fine folks I want helping to run this great nation as we build it back to a level of WORLD respect and greatness, donations to my consideration for a run at the Presidency can be accepted thru PayPal, there is a donation button in my side bar…

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57 Responses to “I have an Announcement to make…”

  1. comment number 1 by: Robert

    NOW that’s a TEAM, I would bet we would have this country back on solid ground in about 2 days, the rest of the world might be a bit shaky…..LMAO…

  2. comment number 2 by: Hey-You

    Hey Fred,
    Can I be your first Supreme Court Nominee? No law degree, but that shouldn’t matter. My promise would be to rule against any case the ACLU brings up :).

  3. comment number 3 by: RTaylor

    Our first duty as Secretary of Transportation will be to STOP THE MEXICAN TRUCKS and tighten security on the Canada side.
    Go get ‘em, Texas Fred.!

  4. comment number 4 by: TexasFred

    Hey-You Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    Hey Fred,
    Can I be your first Supreme Court Nominee? No law degree, but that shouldn’t matter. My promise would be to rule against any case the ACLU brings up :).

    Works for me… :)

  5. comment number 5 by: James Shott

    I would certainly be more supportive had I been selected for your administrative team.

    Oh, well … politics, anyone?

  6. comment number 6 by: TexasFred

    James, you are going to be on the advisory panel, a source close to the President is how they refer to you… :)

  7. comment number 7 by: Sandy

    FINALLY! A first class man for the job, and an awesome team assembled to boot. I’m all over that vote Sir, and will be the first to help ya secure those Southern borders!!! (Hey, just because I’m a Lady, don’t be second-guessin’!! haha!!!)

    Hey TexasFred, what’s your THEME SONG?!?!?! :O)

  8. comment number 8 by: TexasFred

    Sandy Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    Hey TexasFred, what’s your THEME SONG?!?!?!

    Bad Moon a Risin’, CCR… :)

  9. comment number 9 by: Sandy

    NICE my friend!

  10. comment number 10 by: gunz

    I’d certainly be honored to serve in this administration, what a list you have here, and your message loud and clear.

    The first order of business for me is to unf-k the operational security procedures, sir…

  11. comment number 11 by: blandly urbane

    I, sir would be honored and AM for your confidence in my abilities in what would be necessary in taking care of and making sure the Dept. of Labor ran true and blue (Red, is more accurate..though red only in the MSM re-technicolor-sense representative of the electoral map…do you ever wonder why the asshats changed the color? Neither do I?)

    However, the term “labor” implies childbirth to my senses and I don’t think this will work. If I am mistaken in this “assumption of implication” my next concern is the sense that “labor” requires effort…I’m not really good at this, but then again I am only a Conservative; I’m sure you understand.

    A little further reflection on this honor has made me realize that it would only be for eight years at the most, so I believe I could exert the effort in what would be necessary in bringing this mamby pamby nation back on its feet.

    Beyond that would be the concern on the gray and aging that seems to be the norm for one or those that serve. Seeing that I have a hair growth problem (shoulders and back excluded) uponst my pate, the gray shouldn’t be an issue.

    My posts may not be revealing enough, however, I do posses an aggression that might/may serve well elsewhere (I, like many don’t particularly care for bullshit and like our present President, like the idea of mixing things up “that was then, this is now” kind of thing). Should your selection for SecDef or UN Ambassador decline your most gracious offer I really wouldn’t mind the opportunity to bitch the pansies up, down, left and right about what it is going to be all about.

    Games are for children, war games are for training; reality is where we’re at right now.

    Thank you for the honor TF, I’m touched though not mentally…well not too much

  12. comment number 12 by: Sage

    And I am where in your cabinet??
    Fred you know that I have skills and training beyond the average mortal man.
    Am I to be your clandestine ops mission specialist?
    Let me know please before they feed me some more pablum lol.

  13. comment number 13 by: GM Roper

    I wanna be white house chef.

  14. comment number 14 by: TexasFred

    Sage, you are slotted for the advisory board as well, I only have so many Cabinet positions, BUT, as President I can create more I guess… :)

  15. comment number 15 by: TexasFred

    GM Roper Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    I wanna be white house chef.

    Can you cook Mexican??

  16. comment number 16 by: Cranky sbeene

    No attorney General to replace Mr patriot Gonzales???? And I wish to be appointed as head of the Border Patrol and Joe Arpia as head of ICE. We will get this problem taken care of within one damn year.

    I also wish to be in charge of the ROPE used for all the traitors in our government.

  17. comment number 17 by: Sage

    Thanks my friend…keep me and the others posted lol.

  18. comment number 18 by: TexasFred

    SBeene, Justice IS the A.G.

  19. comment number 19 by: GUYK

    works for me! I want to help build the platform. We will put so many nails in it that if breaks we’ll call a welder instead of a carpenter

  20. comment number 20 by: TexasFred


  21. comment number 21 by: Hillbilly Willy

    Fred, I would be proud to be your Secretary of Agriculture.

    I have a response and other suggestions on my Blog. Check it out at:

    Agriculture in America - Life in America

  22. comment number 22 by: Ranando

    Fred, You know me………….

    I will help in anyway I can.

    Count on me, this still can be done in America can’t it?

  23. comment number 23 by: Robert

    I would like your support as Secreatry of Homeland Security. I have worked for the agency, so I know some of the internal cleanup. I would also aggresively and proactively work to fulfill your promise of securing the borders.

    I will also pledge to bring the stogies to the weekly cabinet poker game, and guarantee that football Saturdays will be uneventful, allowing for executive relaxation.

  24. comment number 24 by: Robert

    I will also serve as campaign manager. I am lifelong friends with the Chairwoman of the Alabama Republican Party, so I already have one source for help….lol

  25. comment number 25 by: Miss Beth

    I’m not an attorney-but I’m blessed with something most attorneys aren’t-COMMON SENSE! I AM a certified paralegal…where can I be????

    Can I start reviewing cases for the “Justice” department to re-sentence? Say, the pedo-freaks? And make suggestions for those already sentenced-like the ruins of alcatraz or some other godforsaken place, for the rest of their lives, forever and ever amen? And they have to live “survivor” style? It’ll save a BUNDLE in government money supporting these wackos)

    THEN…expeditiously execute those on death row (maybe a straight month of 24/7 executions to clear all the death rows and send the message we’re not gonna support your asses on the taxpayer dime-including getting college educations when ordinary citizens can’t afford to send their own kids-while you whine, and file endless appeals anymore?)

    I like the idea of Joe Arppaio (or however you spell his name) being in charge of prisons…make ‘em prisons again instead of club meds…

    This is fun!

  26. comment number 26 by: Miss Beth

    Oops…I forgot…if not “First Paralegal” (heehee) may I be on the Supreme Court as well…I rant really well against nonsense and don’t take any bs…..

  27. comment number 27 by: Basti

    Press Sec huh! Gonna be a lot of unhappy MSM Moon-bats and others to be named later as they are put in place by my charming wit and articulate witticisms.

  28. comment number 28 by: Evrviglnt

    Campaign slogan: “Gas - one dollar a gallon.”

    See you in January 2009!

  29. comment number 29 by: Bloviating Zeppelin

    Wow. Justice. First act: I would DEFINITELY appoint Maricopa County (AZ) Sheriff Joe Arpaio (http://www.mcso.org/) as my AG. I couldn’t care less what he said in terms of PC; I already agree with his philosophies. I would then set my department on Cruise Control because I couldn’t remotely imagine it under better, more experienced hands than Sheriff Joe. His vision would help me to chart a course through the next years to come.


  30. comment number 30 by: TexasFred

    Uh, BZ, the guy in charge of Justice IS the A.G.

    Sheriff Joe will be under Sec maybe… But YOU would be AG…

  31. comment number 31 by: Gunz

    The confirmation hearings will be interesting to say the least LOL.

  32. comment number 32 by: Miss Beth

    How are we going to “handle” those that want to “appease” certain terrorist groups and turn their backs on America’s “old fashioned” values (think Minnesota and their islamic mess, CAIR and all that “stuff”)?

  33. comment number 33 by: Debbie

    Nice job. Perhaps we should get each presidential candidate to name their desired cabinet members and appointees prior to the elections. Great idea.

    And I LOVE Maricopa County (AZ) Sheriff Joe Arpaio .

    Can I be in charge of PR or press secretary???

  34. comment number 34 by: Sammy Beniot

    Mr. President I humbly accept. No lets kick some UN behind

  35. comment number 35 by: Patrick Sperry

    Fred, you know that I love you Brother! But no slot for Bluto? Oh come now.

    Me? No, I would not ask for any position. Just multiple pardons, in advance, for what would become the history of those that have sought to destroy this nation, and people that we both so love.

  36. comment number 36 by: Patrick Sperry

    And Roper will have to compete against this Camp Pendleton kid for Mexican Cooking chores! LMAO! :D

  37. comment number 37 by: bigdadgib

    Great choices.

    kick butt, we will take names later!



  38. comment number 38 by: LittleOleLady

    Thank you sir, for naming me Secretary of Education.. I sure hope everyone is ready for the changes I’d make in the education system.. LOL!

    First order of business…Each school and every classroom shall be required to fly and shall teach proper etiquette for the flag of the United States of America and they shall make sure every student knows and says the Pledge Of Allegiance each day before lessons begin.

    No student shall be required to learn Spanish (or ANY other foreign language) unless they choose to as an elective.. only English shall be spoken during class in any school in this country, and that includes schools set up for and/or run by any religious group (With an exception for the aforementioned elective classes.) .. any school found to be in violation shall be shut down.

    - NO exceptions based on being from another country, you choose to be here.. you show proper respect for and learn the language of THIS country.

  39. comment number 39 by: Ranando

    First dibs on the Lincoln Bedroom.

  40. comment number 40 by: PrivatePigg

    Hey, Fred.. You may need an attorney general. I’ve got a law degree and I’ve got no problem rounding up the illegals and punishing the employers that hire them!!

    Great idea, running.

  41. comment number 41 by: Kate

    I am crushed. :(

  42. comment number 42 by: TexasFred

    The AG slot is filled folks, read the list…

    Sorry Kate, I didn’t have a slot that fit your qualifications, uh, just what ARE your qualifications?? :?

  43. comment number 43 by: TexasFred

    And THAT is why Big Dog was my 1st choice for HSA… :)

  44. comment number 44 by: Kate

    Shouldn’t every court have a ‘jester’? :)

  45. comment number 45 by: TexasFred

    And our campaign slogan is: WE ARE TAKING AMERICA BACK!

    Anyone that doesn’t like it can leave…

  46. comment number 46 by: M.A.D.

    How many millions did you need?


    Good calls,

  47. comment number 47 by: TexasFred

    M.A.D. Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 10:40 am
    How many millions did you need?

    Newt said he’d THINK about it for $30M and backed out, for $30M I’ll think about it and run too… Newt was unelectable because he’s just like all the rest, he’s a WUSS, and he’s PC, I am NOT ruled by PCness…

  48. comment number 48 by: Jenn

    Oh man, I am so excited. I knew someday I’d be in the White House!!!

    Little old Jenn, Sec. of State. *blushes*

    Can I go to Tehran and have a little talk with Minnie Abu-Bu-Hate-Da-Jew, I have a new lawnmower I’d like to try out and we all know his ass his grass.

  49. comment number 49 by: TexasFred

    Jenn Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 11:25 am
    Can I go to Tehran and have a little talk with Minnie Abu-Bu-Hate-Da-Jew, I have a new lawnmower I’d like to try out and we all know his ass his grass.

    And THAT is the exact reason I want YOU as Sec. of State, take a HUGE Blackwater USA contingent with you, and have fun… :)

  50. comment number 50 by: ablur

    There must be room somewhere for an efficiency expert and a numbers cruncher. Or perhaps my medical background and theatre special effect training would come in handy. My ability to innovate and trouble shoot keeps me employed anywhere I go.

    I might be good in the GAO. There is tons of government waste that needs vetting out. I can’t stand the inefficiencies of our current government.

  51. comment number 51 by: The Bull

    Please, Fred! Please!

    Nominate The Bull to head up the CIA!

    You won’t regret it, though I can promise some folks will! (Most of them wear towels on their heads…)

    Bull, out!

  52. comment number 52 by: Miss Beth

    Hmmm…let’s see…how about cleaning up hollyweird? Bringing down the outrageous ticket prices for the slop being turned out? Maybe reinstate a solid movie rating system and censors to slap down the gratuitous nonsense? Penalize those that produce anti-american garbage? Investigate a la McCarthy those that espouse anti-american hate speech?

    I know, we have the First Amendment, but can these people keep going in their America hate like they’ve been doing?

  53. comment number 53 by: Chevy Rose

    GuyK directed me over here and I want to apply for Miss Beth’s assistant…I’ll drop the switch on the molesters (or is it “push the plunger”?)

  54. comment number 54 by: TexasFred

    Chevy Rose Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    GuyK directed me over here and I want to apply for Miss Beth’s assistant…I’ll drop the switch on the molesters (or is it “push the plunger”?)

    Pull the trigger, open the trap on the gallows, whatever, it’s cool with me.. :D

  55. comment number 55 by: TexasFred

    Gunz Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    The confirmation hearings will be interesting to say the least LOL.

    What confirmation hearings??

    Blackwater will be taking the ballots for MY cabinet, and it WILL be approved…

  56. comment number 56 by: gunz

    You know I nearly suggested something similar LMAO…

  57. comment number 57 by: Patrick Sperry

    Jenn will find little in Teharan…

    Then again, few will know of, or even less than, the existence, of the Master of Assassins, or His cadre…