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Joining the Sheriffs Department

December 17th, 2008 . by TexasFred

Joining the Sheriffs Department

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff’s Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a spare magazine across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”

“A rabbit?” the applicant exclaims. “Why do I have to shoot a rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”

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2 Responses to “Joining the Sheriffs Department”

  1. comment number 1 by: Robert

    LMAO, well it’s obvious a certain faux intellectual pipe smoker from Long Beach would not apply for that position..But I’m sure he’ll call you a racially insensitive man, and he will opine at length about your cruelty.. LMAO.

  2. comment number 2 by: TexasFred

    In the immortal words of Lenny Bruce: Fuck Him! :D

    Uh, one question? That *pipe smoker* thing? Did you mean to say *wannabe bone smoker*?? :?

    Just askin’… :P